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I wanted to proofread Max Ernst, but was stalled by language barriers. This page seems to have been directly, literally translated from German or Dutch, probably the former. So only a person with knowledge of that language can ably proofread this. Help appreciated.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 21:17, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

I speak Afrikaans, which is like a bastard son of German and Dutch so I'll have a look, but an actual German person should probably have a go too. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 05:29, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Ahh! At last! I can put my weird language skills to good use. I happen to be fluid in german and know enough of dutch to find it to be the most entertaining and funny language on the planet. Bring it on! Ṁōŏṡʒ 13:43, Jul 17 13:43, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
http://translate.google.ca/ -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:59, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
Don't listen to the Zombie, man! I can translate that shit faster, far more accurately and with a lower carbon footprint than this internet fuckfactory. Also, I look better doing so. Besides, most of that gibberish is neither german nor dutch. Suck on that, Google! Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:48, Jul 17 21:48, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
So when will one of you commence? It's not exactly literal linguistics, but fixing parts that are lost in translation, eg Seriousness develops with Miró vervolgens grattage technique where (generally dried) painting of doek is scraped, what creates a particular impact.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 17:09, 18 July 2013 (UTC)