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Hello,

I’ve been sent on a mission by a top secret government agency (or English class, depending on your grasp of reality) to infiltrate and evaluate (write an ethnography essay about) a dangerous (well maybe not dangerous… yet) subculture (You). Any information you can provide as to the organization and leadership of these propagators of lies (a.k.a. truths that the grand conspiracy has successfully hidden through centuries of false education) will be greatly appreciated. Any technical skills, jargon, or general rules of thumb that will allow me to adapt to the ways of Uncylopedia quickly and without undue humiliation (all due humiliation excluded of course) will be willingly received as well.

With fear for safety and sanity, --Mafia Salad 05:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

All you need to know: There Is No Cabal!. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 08:09, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Say that word two more times and see what happens. --Spin 18:00, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Hello Agent Mafia Salad (It is with great pleasure that we meet today.) However, our encounter must be swift and meaningless (no meaning), for we have much to do (lots.) I have come here to inform you that your use of (parentheses) has exceded the maximum (most) limit allowed by the (Cabal.) In fact, (no really?) It has become quite hard to read what you (are) trying (rather hard) to say. I advise (command) you to extinguish your (parentheses) usage, for a maximum of 24 hours (a.k.a. 1 day.) If you do not heed (weed) this (warning) further actions will be taken (stolen.)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:16, 1 April 2006 (UTC)