Forum:Need article finished: "National Federation of the Blond"

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I've got the basic framework of the article more or less laid out, but not much as far as details go. Basically it's intended as a satirical parody of the National Federation of the Blind, making fun of the perception of blond(e)s as "ditzy" or "disabled" or whatever. (No offense to blonds and/or the blind, of course...) Anyway, it needs a lot of work, and especially a lot of blond jokes. So whoever wants it, go right ahead and take it, don't even bother asking :-) Martinultima 04:41, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

For help on articles, please see Pee Review. --General Insineratehymn 04:45, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm I think most of the blond jokes have been used up and copyrighted by now. Sort of like trying to make fun of lawyers. Anyway you could make a National Federation of the Blond against Blond stereotypes, or you could try to classify being blond as a disability covered by the human and civil rights acts of various nations. That might be more funnier than just rehashing blond jokes that almost everyone has heard already. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:13, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory Dinosaur comics joke. --L 05:44, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn – the problem is I don't really want it reviewed, I just need someone else to finish it.

Orion Blastar – well, it doesn't so much need blond jokes per se, but some kind of reference to them somewhere.

To make a long story short, I don't care how it's finished, long story short I just can't think of any way to finish the article so I'm disowning it to anyone who wants to claim it.

Martin Ultima, President of the Galaxy [ complaints dept. - deep thought - infinite improbability drive ] 22:42, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Try putting {{stuck}} on it. It happens once in a million years, but there's a chance someone will come along and finish it. -- 23:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

I added a bit to National Federation of the Blond and I'll try to add more to it later. I showed a scientific test conducted by scientists in which a female scientist is asked a question before and after she bleaches her hair blond. To show if there is any impairment which is a reference to the blond jokes out there. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:48, 13 February 2007 (UTC)