Forum:Merry Christmas

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Today, Christmas, is a very important day. Before you have dinner and then party with your friends, take a moment to thanks Jesus Christ our saviour, for whom without, none of our favourite holiday moments would be possible. Without Jesus' sacrafice for man kind, there wouldnt be turkey dinners, callendar chocolates or Santa Claus. Lets spend a silent moment together to think about Jesus at around midnight today, instead of kissing someone or over drinking....after all...thats what Jesus would prefer we do, trust me, I know. Merry Christmas everyone :) --ShabiDOO 16:59, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, are you saying it's not Easter tonight? Talk Mattsnow 17:30, December 31, 2011 (UTC)
If you can divide the year minus 11 by the following numbers: 2, 5, 10, 50, 100, 500 then easter falls on the fourth sunday after the first full moon after Canadian thanksgiving ... one year after the following canceled leap year. So ... yes ... I suppose you could say its also easter. --ShabiDOO 20:16, December 31, 2011 (UTC)
Happy Ramadan-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:29, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Ratarsed and Debauched Saturnalia

"For how many years shall this festival abide! Never shall age destroy so holy a day! While the hills of Latium remain and father Tiber, while thy Rome stands and the Capitol thou hast restored to the world, it shall continue...." -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Lest we forget. -- The Zombiebaron 20:19, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

First post on this forum for 2012

Blah. --Mimo&maxus 08:32, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

"Just for that, we're going to tip over your garbage can." ~ a raccoon

Second post on this forum for 2012

Zoing! --ShabiDOO 16:04, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Why should I care about a raccoon? --Mimo&maxus 17:02, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, so you raccoons have a gang or something. That's not fair, I'm all alone. Chickens! --Mimo&maxus 12:04, January 2, 2012 (UTC)