Forum:It's just about time we got a few things straight around here

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  1. Lollipop is NOT Canadian. He is an American pretending to be Canadian. He lives in Texas and has a couple horses and a bunch of cows. I believe there are also some chickens on that farm. Though I am not sure...you'll have to ask him that when he comes out of the American closet. No, i'm Canadian. Besides, Texans usually use the terms "y'all", "giddyap" and "lolwut" almost every day. I'm 100 percent on the Canada metre.
  2. Uncyclopedia pays its editors money...which is why the whole VFH is rigged. Trust me...I've seen the pay stubs and let's just say there is no expense spared. Only thing is...you gotta know who to ask for your money...and the elitist Jewish administrative cabal is keeping that about as secret as possible!
  3. Lyrithya doesn't even like cake. Last time someone brought a cake to her birthday party they ended up spattered all over the wall...frosting and all...with a few little birthday candles stuck up his nose. It is not a pretty sight...I promise you. She also has a glass eye...so when she says shifty eyes...she really means shifty eye...cause she can only move one. I'm serious. Its really hypnotising to see her shift just one eye around like that. You can't tell if she is giving you a look or trying to get dust out of her eye.
  4. I am not who you think I am. I am actually connected to your primitive internet by an inter-galactic key board which is hard-wired into my nervous system. You wouldn't understand how...even if I tried to explain to you...in the most advanced words of your puny communication medium. Though I have come to enjoy the quaintness of your "language" when I watch re-runs of the show The Price is Right. I assumed that your entire population was made up of grandmothers, army men and frat boys. After visiting this website...I realised that it is also made up of scary people as well...very scary...the opposite of the price is right.
  5. Shabidoo is actually an eleven year old who has no friends, is fat, and has an addiction to the internet and the ass of Katy Perry. He joined Uncyclopedia accidentally while googling furry porn and anime porn.
  6. Shabidoo spends all his time watching Niggerlodeon, a child-sized version of Tru TV. He also watches lots and lots and lots and lots and lots andlots and lots ofPORN PORN PORN PORN!!!!!!!!
  7. BUTT POOP!!!! I eat apples with Mike Tyson and Oscar Wilde in Belgium.
  8. Parasite infected uteruses are sexy.
  9. Actually I was in Belgium the last few weeks, but not eating apples with a violent boxer or flamboyant playwrite. Guess where I am now!!! --ShabiDOO 23:01, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Probably on your bed masturbating to porn. →Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 17:39, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

I knew it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:16, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

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