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YOU PEOPLE ARE ON NOTICE!



And fuck the London Underground. All stupid, lazy, lying cunts. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:06, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

In case you didn't see my ad on Fox News

Campaign pic2.png --EMC [TALK] 12:12 Jul 25 2010

You all think you're going be made admins?

Ha! I mock your stupid thoughts! Remember, you fuckers are on notice! Especially the fucking London Underground and those of you who have been ignoring me... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:22, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

I hope so

Campaign pic3.png --EMC [TALK] 12:26 Jul 25 2010

Appeal to my demographic

What do you have to offer the Irish bisexual anarchist punk demographic on this website? -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 15:18, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Or the demographic of indeterminate nationality, asexuality, indeterminate taste of music, and confused choice of operating system? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:21 25 Jul 2010]
I'm telling you all those people are evil wankers! Do not permit any of them with power! And we need to destroy the London Underground. Those bastards are the worst. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:33, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
What about the Paris Métro? That's pretty dastardly too. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:48 25 Jul 2010]
I'll deal with each as they piss me off. The London Underground is already on notice. Let me deal with it and the others before I deal with anyone else. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:16, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yay

I'm not on notice.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 08:43, July 25 2010 UTC

Keep it up and we'll see who's not on notice. Seriously, I'm debating just moving the London Underground and a couple of those people over to the "dead to me" list. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:29, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Who dares provoke the wrath of London Underground? London Underground
Well, now we know why exactly it's on notice ... it never keeps its time. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:15 26 Jul 2010]
Also, Saberwolf shouldn't be on notice. Someone like, say, the British Empire or John Stamos would be better targets. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:43 26 Jul 2010]
... How the fuck did you know I made a new one with John Stamos? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:54, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't. I'm just envious of his eternal youth. It was either him or Keanu Reeves. Also, Full House looks cheesy enough to bash sparingly, although where I lived it was the title for a primetime soap that aired back in 2004. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:15 26 Jul 2010]
Also, did somebody put Dexter and charitwo on notice at some point by any chance? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:22 26 Jul 2010]
That'd be that despicable EMC. He thinks he can beat Charitwo for adminship! Hah! The fool! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:04, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, just saw the campaign ad. Venerable widget, that on-notice board generator is. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:13 26 Jul 2010]

A new candidate enters the race

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I'm throwing my support behind Romartus for the new sysop. Romartus is the best candidate cuz he doesn't waste time on frivolous things like finding articles funny. He votes against articles and doesn't afraid of anyone. He is not a faggot like all the other candidate, although if he was he would be an awesome faggot and would get all the rectum he wanted. Vote Romartus. -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 16:24, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

update 2010

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Lordarcadian 17:38, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

We report, you decide

Campaign pic8.png I'm running on behalf of the Lemonparty. --EMC [TALK] 18:14 Jul 26 2010

Reply to EMC campaign mudslinging

NewAttackAd.jpg Fuck you guys and your smear campaign. -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 19:01, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

The Lemonparty put together this ad on short notice

Campaign pic9.png --EMC [TALK] 19:51 Jul 26 2010

I was asked at trainpoint

to post this:

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FUCK THE LONDON UNDERGROUND

Campaign pic10.png --EMC [TALK] 20:13 Jul 26 2010

I FUCKING HATE THE LONDON UNDERGROUND

MorningInUncyclopedia.jpg Fucking underground trains, how do they work? -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 20:17, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

Well, at least

I guess there's one thing both camps agree on. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:38 26 Jul 2010]

Their policy doesn't go far enough. They only hate underground trains, we hate all trains. They fucking suck. Romartus always takes the bus. -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 20:40, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
I demand a return to electric trolleys. Whatever happened to those? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:57 26 Jul 2010]

Well if you insist on dirty campign tactics

RomartusPerpetualMotion.jpg -- pale Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 20:38, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

Perpetual motion

is a trademark of Transport for London, I'm told by the Bakerloo train that's approaching me at a rather fast speed.

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NEW E/M/C

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Lordarcadian 01:18, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

WAIT! Those are orphans!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Jul 2010 ~ 08:40 (UTC)