Forum:If I were to have sex with Sarah Palin, I would probably say something along the lines of "so long, and thanks for all the fish."

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Yeah, so this has nothing to do with fucking politics. I've already convinced enough people that they are wrong and that I am wright...er, right. Instead, I just want to take role of who is still here and what all has been going on as of late.

I was sorting through some stuff with a very tl;dr mindset and learned nothing. I would like the short version along with any other happenings that the UnSignpost (which I have also tl;dr'd with extreme prejudice) hasn't told me.

Also, hi. sirsysrq @ 14:54 Nov 5

You know where you could get a short summary of what you refer to (when I can find a goddamn delivery bot)? The latest issue of the UnSignp... Oh, bollocks. Charmed, I'm sure! :P --UU - natter 16:15, Nov 5

Summary? Um... Obama won, and I still can't get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Short psychopathic white boys apparently aren't "smexy". Only "cute" or "smart". Fuck them. And let me watch... PLEASE!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:32, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I <3 fish. VT 21:45, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I guess stuff I really wanted to hear about was stuff like "any cool new users?" or "any good nip slips?" or "wanna see my dick?" Namely, I just want to hear something that isn't about Dexter. sirsysrq @ 22:00 Nov 5

/waves at Dexter Hey Sexy! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:13 6 November 2008

Want me to introduce you two? Dex, this is George. He is big, orange, and desperate. You could probably score with him. George, this is Dex. He is plain and small. You could probably fit his dick in your mouth. Now lemme go get you two a couple of Shirley Temples while you two get to know each other. sirsysrq @ 20:31 Nov 6

Not over till the fish jumps

See. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:05, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

...Squeek squeek? sirsysrq @ 14:17 Nov 6

Blarg cicka honk honk! 8D--BOMB 15:34, 6 November 2008 (UTC)