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Where the fuck are my pancakes!? 84.194.239.240 20:23, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

The better question is, where the fuck AREN'T they? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

It's not about what the better question would be, it's about those damn pancakes. 84.194.239.240 20:29, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Maybe if you asked a little more nicely I'd be able to help you out... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:31, Aug 6

I'm done with being nice! I demand pancakes! 84.194.239.240 20:34, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Here, have a black-burnt small pancake I found sitting behind the oven. The dust and anything moving is normal. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:39, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

And here I find you trying to poison me. I asked for pancakes, and what you're holding is NOT a pancake, it's fucking shit. And those moving things are now devouring your hand, thought you should now. 84.194.239.240 20:46, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Just in case you're not quite good at understanding people, I WANT PANCAKES, AND I WANT THEM NOW! Also, this being BENSON'S 3-D HOUSE OF PANCAKES, I expect some decent pancakes, and I expect them to be 3-D! 84.194.239.240 20:50, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

I ate your pancakes, then I raped your mom. That'll be $30. -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:58, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Since today is not a Thursday, I guess anything that only exists on Thursdays cannot do anything, which includes saying stuff, eating pancakes, raping somebody's mom and requesting money. Ofcourse saying all this is completely pointless. 84.194.239.240 21:07, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

OK, I'll ask you nicely. PLEASE, give me some frigging pancakes already! 84.194.239.240 21:09, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Seriously, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PANCAKES AROUND HERE? 84.194.239.240 21:37, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Tell you mom to make some. If her pancakes are as good as her blow-jobs, then they will be pancakes. -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 21:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Mighty fine, I can tell you. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mighty fine indeed. She drank my orgasm, did she drink yours? Wait, were we talking about pancakes or blowjobs? DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA According to when I did this shit, The time is 05:31, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

That lady has the throat of an angel. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Nevermind

I just made some myself. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 16:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Were they good? Were they those thick bready things that some people call pancakes or were they thin like crepes? -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 19:32, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

They were truly delicious. The French would be honoured with such perfect crêpes. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 19:47, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

While you're at it, why don't you register. :P - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 19:49, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Maybe I would, but I still have nightmares from that black thing you showed me. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 19:52, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

His penis? -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:09, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

About sums it up. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:16, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

If you say so. Though you were that "shit" and I was absent. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 20:24, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

2 Garfields, 1 Cup -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Moving on

I am still wondering whether you can actually get pancakes at BENSON'S 3-D HOUSE OF PANCAKE. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 22:08, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

I'd suggest you pay a visit to Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes. 81.165.227.1 18:39, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm back! Pancakes for everyone! 84.194.239.240 13:53, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

What the hell? I thought this was archived for a month!

The Ghost of Methamphetamine(15:14 08-30-2008)

Well, yes. But it really needed some pancakes. 84.194.239.240 19:00, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Well, now you have them. -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 19:47, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

No, no. They're for you. You should all have some pancakes. 84.194.239.240 20:40, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Yum. -- round Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:43, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Pointless bump is pointless. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:27, Aug 30

Now don't start rambling pointlessly, just have a nice pancake. 84.194.239.240 23:46, 30 August 2008 (UTC)