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1. Dexter attempted suicide
2. He lived.

Figure out which is which. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 TOP 10 TAKE TWO FP A more important FP PMOTM UWotM UGOTM 05:37, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

I like Dexter, so shut up. If he kills himself he can never be mine. -- foul Ape (pasteurise) (Riot Porn) 05:43, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

TKF, you're sig is too long. Shorten it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:44, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

I suppose the bad news was that he wound up knocking over a plant, but the good news was his ferret cleaned it up? Or something...

And Dexter, your. Your! Although you're right. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 05:46 (UTC)

That's what drove me to suicide in the first place. Thanks Lyrithya. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:48, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

No respect for the fucking sweepstake. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:14, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, love. For what, though? I missed something, didn't I... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 23:06 (UTC)

For letting him fuck you in the ass and then write a blog about it. Most people would threaten to sue. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:10 Sep 20 2010

Oh, is that what happened? How odd... I shall have to investigate this matter further. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100921 - 20:42 (UTC)

Lies!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 03:12 (UTC)