Forum:Daemonica.org as a wiki of general mayhem

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I think we have got this wiki for quite a while but it doesn't seem to me that it is really going anywhere. So, here is my plan:

General ideas

• Keep the project as a parody of ED and run it under the grand assumption (or vision statement) that:

"If you had an infinite number of wiki vandals sitting at an infinite number of computers for an infinite number of years vandalising at random then you would eventually end up having the entire collection of ED articles."

• Permit everyone to create pages and vandalise them at random.

• Permanently protect site maintanence pages and other key code pages and stuff so no one can touch them.

• Allow every sort of vanity, slandanity, cabal conspiracies and terrorism to take place within the wiki, and encourage victims to engage in revert wars and vandalism, or simply abuse the abuser(s) in return like they have never done before.

• Encourage vandals to copy pages from all wikis, put them in daemonica.org and vandalise them.

• Strictly no goatse, shock, gore or pornographic imagery.

Benefits

Of course, we don't want to spend our precious resources on mere trash. So, as the primary salesman of this plan, I have the responsibility to list all the benefits that every single one of us will ultimately enjoy, don't I? Now, here we go:

1. We can cast our retarded vandals to this hell of a wiki by advertising it on our front page.
2. We can also tell those guys at wickedpedia to dump their trash and their unwanted users there.
3. The site can serve as a study project of uncontrolled wiki contribution (i.e. vandalism).
4. And of course in time we'll see if ED is really a result of an infinite number of vandals vandalising at random.

So, who is going to "maintain" this horrible trash dump?

We'll just get all our regular NRVers and VFDers to look after the mess. If by any chance we feel the need to code the wiki properly, we'll either just go and hire an expert, or simply steal things from other sites.

What are the admins there expected to do?

• Vandalise the wiki, seriously.
• Delete articles at proper times so we won't end up having way too much stuff in our database.
• Make sure the wiki is up and running.
• Write up wacky guidelines and utility pages.
• That's all.

In conclusion

Why not?

-- Devil Swordman (some weird ol' language) 13:18, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

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Comments

OMG! Somebody actually appreciated my efforts! Thank you to however who made use of the reskin idea - it is (hopefully) more accessable than User:02barryc/ED --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:12, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

• While I do not support this in any way, it does in a better logo. --The Zombiebaron 00:38, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Strike it down

• For. ED doesn't deserve the attention given to it on our forum. I think anyone so concerned on how horrible ED is or how much better uncyclopedia is, loves ED deep down. Remember, the opposite of love isn't hate but indiference. Uncyclopedians making a parody of ED ashames me, it's like bringing the whore into your family. ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:22, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I disagree. If we just purge ED, that will add more fuel to their fire and give them another reason to attack us without base or reason. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:29, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Let them attack us, why do you care if they do? what can they do? write more forum posts like "I hate hate hat" or "Fuck uncyclopedia"? what do you care what they do at all?? Lame.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:16, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • This was banished to the colonies, in effect, as a means of keeping it off the main site. A dumping ground, perhaps, but one that would be quite compatible with a vandalpedia theme. --Carlb 01:07, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Just like ED! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:43, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia needs a Vandalpedia!

And this will do quite nicely, thank you, as a cool-off place for stressed admins and the like. However, it is good to keep it in the colonies. We can keep it under our heel then. And add to our trophy cabinet of conquored domains. I would recommend UnSpecies as our next picking - picture it: our own personal zoo! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:33, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

We have an UnSpecies and an UnBestiary already. In which direction do you plan to take these? --Carlb 15:12, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

UnBestiary will do fine. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 15:17, 29 August 2006 (UTC)