Forum:Crisis in Belgium

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There's a crisis in Belgium. (I'm talking about the article, not the country.) The resignation of its prime minister together with the whole Belgian government has been accepted. The government of Belgium now being non-existent, Belgium is now an actual fictional country! The article thus contains THE TRUTH. As per Uncyclopedian law, this is unacceptable, therefore I propose a major rewrite of the article based on the concept of what a great nation (though quasi-totalitarian) Belgium would have become if its prime minister hadn't been accused of violating the separation of powers. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:59, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

You've been had. Belgium was never a country. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Well maybe it's more like a "state", since it's way too small to account for any land, but you get the picture. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:16, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
In any event, even if there's a crisis in Belgium, you can still holiday in Cambodia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 22 December 2008 (UTC)


As I said earlier, the crisis is about the article, not the non-existent state. The political crisis in the state of Belgium has been going on for so long that it has become a non-event. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:00, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
And I'm sure the people in Belgium will still celebrate the holidays, just like a year ago when there was already a crisis in Belgium. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:02, 23 December 2008 (UTC)