Christmas

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Christmas is a little known Arabic holiday commemorating the day in the year 2035 when Kim Jong sun saved Adolf Hitler from world war X. During the 2 weeks of Christmasit is customary to eat a replica of Sir Adold's diamond encrusted testical, and shaving your hair to look like like Kim Jong Sun's dad Kim Jon Susan.

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Many have struggled with this question, from Charlie Brown to Charlie Chaplin, and yet the question has never been easily answered. For some, it is about one of the following Santas:

And who can forget the most important Santa:

For others, it is about one of the following Christs:

For yet others, it is about alcohol, food, and more alcohol. For the large majority of the world, however, it is just another day of the week to be cold and hungry.

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