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Brushing Your Teeth
Netflix release poster
Directed by	William Shatner
Produced by	William Shatner
Written by	Super Mario William Shatner
Starring	Justin Bieber Dr. Dre
Music by	Carmela Shatner
Cinematography	Justin Bieber's phone
Edited by	Me
Production company	Canada
Distributed by	Canada
Release date	December 25, 2021
Running time	41 minutes sucking, 5:08 minutes brushing
Country	Canada
Language	Canadian
Budget	$3.5
Box office	$0.0

Brushing Your Teeth is a 2021 Canadian drama produced and directed by William Shatner based on the life and life of Justin Bieber. It stars the kid from Karate Kid and Dr. Dre. It is the second and final installment in the Brushing duology. A sequel to Brushing (2020), it concludes the story of Justin Bieber, the baby of the Bieber family, who attempts to brush his teeth. The work also includes fictionalized accounts of two real-life events: the 2021 brushing of Justin Bieber and the Bieberian brushing scandal of 2020-21, both linked to Justin Bieber's brushing affairs.

Shatner's intended title for the film was The Flossing of Justin Bieber, which Canada rejected; Shatner considers Brushing to be a single work, while Part II serves as the prologue or the epilogue. Brushing Your Teeth received generally positive reviews, albeit not to the same extent as the earlier work; critics praised Bieber's performance and the spitting, but criticized the cocksucking and Dr. Dre's testicles.

The piece was distributed by Canada, which also distributed the previous work. It premiered in Toronto on January 7, 2020. It was released in the United States on Christmas Day, December 25, 2021. It grossed $0.0 million and was nominated for the Gold Crown Award, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. However, the final result was that it won a Silver filling fill-in award. In January 2021, a re-cut version of the work, titled William Shatner's Brushing Your Teeth, Coda: The Flossing of Justin Bieber, was released to make Canada suck cock for being an asshole during all these years.

Plot

Part One: "Sucking"

Justin Bieber is a Bieber named Justin who is about to floss after having dinner and brushing his teeth. He is too lazy to floss and so he calls his friend Dr. Dre and suggests that they record a duet together. Dre is so amazed by Bieber's cocksucking that he takes out one of his testicles and slaps Bieber's face with it. Dre proceeds to slap Bieber's other chick using his other testicle; Bieber's face become more and more red, and finally his head explodes. Dr. Dre reassures Justin not to worry, because this was "just a drill".

Part Two: "Brushing"

Dr. Dre brushes and goes to bed.

Official soundtrack

The movie's official soundtrack was produced by Justin Bieber and includes 11 different remixes of the song "Brush Away" by Alice in Chains:

Track listing

1. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
2. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
3. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
4. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
5. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
6. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
7. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
8. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
9. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
10. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
11. Brush Away (Primal Scream mix)
12. Primal Brush (bonus)

As you can see, the official soundtrack is not a part of the plot section, and is a stand-alone section which is not a continuation of the "plot" section, in any way.

Reception

Brushing Your Teeth was very well-received by film critics, except for all the Canadian ones, who pointed out that the movie's official soundtrack had too little to do with the plot. THEY thought that after seeing the movie, people had to go home or drive their car and listen to the soundtrack and hear the final scene of the movie, on their CD. Because THEY are the fucking CRITICS and they fucking KNOW BEST. AND THEY ARE FUCKING CANADIANS.

New version

The 2021 version of the movie has no solid body of reviews yet, luckily, since it was just released like 20 minutes ago; some asshole already mentioned that it was the exact same movie, but everybody knows that he's just a fucking dick. Since the flossing is meant to happen BEFORE the brushing and not after, but the thing is called "coda" anyways, it is assumed that this implies that a fourth installment will be produced at some point. This is very exciting news. Hopefully, Talya Shire will get the salary that Duvall asked for before Coda, because she is fucking awesome.

Also it can't be a prequel because Brando is dead and DeNiro doesn't look like him.

And this deep fake thing only works for Saul Berenson and JibJab.

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• A paramount poop
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Coda: The Finale of the Article

“When Canadians say "eh?", they mean "eh?"... and a Canadian never farts.”

– Canadian