Catullus

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Cathullhus: Poet, twink, and eldritch god.

Gaius Valerius Cathullhus was a famous Roman poet, writer and twink, as well as the incarnation of Cthulhu on the Roman Empire.

Life[edit | edit source]

It all started back in 84 BC, when Cthulhu decided it was time to wake up and send hell on Earth. However, in order to do so, he first needed to send a vessel to spread the word of the upcoming apocalypse. And so, Cathullhus was born.

Gāius Valerius Cathullhus was born to a leading equestrian family of Verona, which had the birth of their upcoming baby revealed in a dream. The first thing the town of Verona noticed was Cathullhus' strange octopus-like mouth, to which was first attributed as a blessing from the god Neptune.

Cathullhus was a very well known poet and socialite, as well as a sexual freedom icon. He haved a life full of sex, fun, intrigues and rivalry, specially with his enemy and famed lawyer Cicero.

Cathullhus spreads the word of his father, Cthulhu.

Poetry[edit | edit source]

Cathullhus was quite prolific as a poet, and had most of its works compiled in the book that would later be known as the Necronomicon. Sadly, its authorship was lost to time, being mistakenly attributed to an arab known as "Abdul Alhazred".

Other works[edit | edit source]

Aside from his poetry, Cathullhus wrote some comedies that there were revealed only in modern times. These are his presumated comedies:

  • Prometheus and the Sirens, epic poem
  • The Carneadians, drama in five acts
  • The Least Members: satyr drama

Death[edit | edit source]

Cathullhus died as what he loved to do, loving what the hell he wanted to kiss and fuck.