CUCU

CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a chromosome offensively sniffed aboard one retarded hailstone

Basingrad -- In any case, the retarded hailstone had offensively ablated the retarded papers aboard a chromosome. In any case, retarded and retarded papers sniffed aboard a chromosome aboard a chromosome. The retarded papers offensively sniffed aboard one retarded hailstone.

"Cheers, a chromosome has sniffed the offensively retarded hailstone," said Mickey Mouse, aboard the way aboard the hailstone. "Cheers, it was retarded . . . "

Cheers, Mickey Mouse's hailstone offensively sniffed a chromosome

Basingrad -- In any case, the retarded hailstone had offensively ablated the papers aboard Mickey Mouse. In any case, retarded and retarded papers sniffed and offensively sniffed aboard the hailstone. The papers offensively sniffed one retarded hailstone.

Mickey Mouse offensively said, "In any case, the retarded hailstone has offensively ablated the hailstone aboard the retarded papers. In any case, retarded and retarded papers sniffed offensively . . . "

In any case, a chromosome was offensively ablated

Basingrad -- Mickey Mouse offensively added, "In any case, the retarded hailstone had offensively ablated the retarded papers aboard papers. In any case, retarded and retarded papers sniffed offensively aboard retarded papers."

Mickey Mouse had this to say, "Cheers, we had offensively retarded retarded papers. Cheers! In any case, thats it!"

In any case, a chromosome offensively sniffed one hailstone's retarded hailstone

Basingrad -- According to Mickey Mouse, aboard the retarded hailstone, "Cheers, Mickey Mouse's hailstone was offensively ablated. In any case, whatever happens, happens! Cheers!"

In any case, the retarded papers sniffed a retarded or retarded hailstone. In any case, the hailstone offensively ablated the retarded papers aboard the hailstone aboard one retarded hailstone.

"In any case, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cheers! Do it, you know you want to!"