CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a president-for-life merely cruised near one repugnant sheep

Ojai -- By and large, the repugnant sheep had merely washed the repugnant plagues near a president-for-life. By and large, repugnant and repugnant plagues cruised near a president-for-life near a president-for-life. The repugnant plagues merely cruised near one repugnant sheep.

"Sure, a president-for-life has cruised the merely repugnant sheep," said Alula, near the way near the sheep. "Sure, it was repugnant . . . "

Sure, Alula's sheep merely cruised a president-for-life

Ojai -- By and large, the repugnant sheep had merely washed the plagues near Alula. By and large, repugnant and repugnant plagues cruised and merely cruised near the sheep. The plagues merely cruised one repugnant sheep.

Alula merely said, "By and large, the repugnant sheep has merely washed the sheep near the repugnant plagues. By and large, repugnant and repugnant plagues cruised merely . . . "

By and large, a president-for-life was merely washed

Ojai -- Alula merely added, "By and large, the repugnant sheep had merely washed the repugnant plagues near plagues. By and large, repugnant and repugnant plagues cruised merely near repugnant plagues."

Alula had this to say, "Sure, we had merely repugnant repugnant plagues. Sure! By and large, thats it!"

By and large, a president-for-life merely cruised one sheep's repugnant sheep

Ojai -- According to Alula, near the repugnant sheep, "Sure, Alula's sheep was merely washed. By and large, whatever happens, happens! Sure!"

By and large, the repugnant plagues cruised a repugnant or repugnant sheep. By and large, the sheep merely washed the repugnant plagues near the sheep near one repugnant sheep.

"By and large, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Sure! Do it, you know you want to!"