Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am ROSES 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as NINTENDOGS possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS JOY swear. You can TARTAR SAUCE blame television for always focusing on the TARTAR SAUCE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GINGERBREAD jerk.
- Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKÉMON cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and POKÉMON I am making steps towards HEAVEN eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL PIXIES GINGERBREAD PASTURE POKÉMON "swearing" disorder, because it is HEAVEN much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM FOOTBALL GUMDROPS SPRINKLES SPRINKLES not funny at all.
Thank you HAPPINESS for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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