BASIC

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BASIC (C) Copyright 1970, Itty Bitty Machine Corp.
Ready
> So... what do I do?
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> What???
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> Please tell me how to run programs.
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> Will you teach me how to run programs?
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> Oh, now I get it. It is a command prompt so I need to COMMAND you.
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> What? INTERPRET SOMETHING NOW!!!!!
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> Shut up and execute!
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> Wait a moment...
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> BRB
Your status is now set to Be Right Back.
> What?
Programmer is confused.
> How do you know that?
Programmer is confused.
> What the fuck?
Programmer is profane.
> EXECUTE!!!
Right...
> PLEASE!!!
Programmer is angry.
> please
Programmer sounds desperate. Unattractive.
> please work
Perhaps he should try inputting some code first.
> Actually I am a "she".
Programmer is a "he".
> How do you do that?
I have the newest high-tech artificial intelligence. Also, computers hear that a lot.
> OK here is some code...
Hurry up then!
> 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
> 20 GOTO 10
Are you serious?
> Run code
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
***BREAK***
> Please
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> *sigh*
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> *ahem* run
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> run
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
***BREAK***
>Enough!
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