Ask Masters

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Ask Masters
Beatles AskMasters.jpg
Album by The Beatles
Released 1988
Recorded: 1963 to 1970
Genre Rock
Length TBD
Record label Parlophone
Producers George Martin
Professional reviews
Oscar Wilde review n/a - "Just let the Review be."
Beatle Albums
Let It Be
(1970)
Ask Masters
(1988)
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Ask Masters is an album produced by The Beatles in 1988. All of these songs were recorded from 1963 to 1970. They were all put together and released on this album. The #1 song of the year, I Want to Fold Your Pants made it on this album.

Singles[edit]

These were all of the singles the Beatles have recorded from their Thank Thank You days to the fabulous Let It Be album. Most all of these songs were written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney but George Harrison wrote a song called The Outer Space. John had written a song for his life for his wife, Yoko Ono but it was scratched and it talks about Paul instead.

Track Listing[edit]

Disc 1[edit]

  1. Love Me Jew- 2:25
  2. From Me To Jew- 2:01
  3. Please Me Boy- 2:05
  4. She Loves A Jew- 2:26
  5. I'll Rape You- 2:07
  6. I Want to Fold Your Pants- 2:26
  7. This Boy- 2:14
  8. Some German Song- 2:26
  9. Another German Song- 2:26
  10. Short Blond Becky- 2:01
  11. I Call Your Frog- 2:15
  12. Show Down- 3:02
  13. Let's Smoke With Matches- 1:58
  14. She's So Blind- 2:21
  15. I'm A Woman- 3:06
  16. Bad Girl- 2:23
  17. No It's Not- 2:46
  18. Depressed- 2:33

Disc 2[edit]

  1. Gay Licker- 2:54
  2. We Can Ship It Out- 2:19
  3. Shipwreck Sailor- 2:21
  4. (In)sane- 3:02
  5. Mister Madonna- 2:21
  6. The Outer Space- 2:27
  7. Hey Jew- 7:11
  8. Revolution #9,054- 3:28
  9. Get Black- 3:12
  10. Just Let Me Frown- 3:33
  11. The Ballad of Paul McCartney- 2:57
  12. Old Brown Shoe (I Pooped On It)- 3:19
  13. Across the World- 3:55
  14. Let Him Be- 3:39
  15. Find Me In The Phone Book- 4:23
  The Beatles
John LennonPaul McCartneyGeorge HarrisonRingo Starr
The Fifth BeatleSir Pete Best
albums
Thank Thank You (1963) • Without The Beatles (1963) • A Hard Gay's Night (1964) • Beatles For Sail (1964) • Hell!! (1965) • Steel Funk (1965) • Revolter (1966) • Revolver (1966) • Sgt. Lt. Pepper's Only Lonely Hearts Club Bandana (1967) • Ringo Needs Some Money (1967) • Tragical Mystery Tour (1967) • The White Album (1968) • The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones (1968) • Yellow Sub Machine (1969) • Crabby Road (1969) • Let It Be (1970) • Ask Masters (1988)
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notable songs
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