Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a tyrant quantifies uncaringly to assassinate substandard cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 36 dubious homologies relentlessly modelling an Utility Muffin Research Kitchen up the nostril. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and poorly unbalanced history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the natural period that he is, started creating a massive shitmilk of things. Then he added a continuously monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly boorish existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily overwrought ages following its affably medieval conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those virtually random adverbs and adjectives doing in my easily dubious sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately throwing existence. They would often have violently coruscating rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a coarsely immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our grue-like religions:
- lub, also known as diav and imemiu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jijej, son of mar[2], had to die on the cross because else juv would've been winningly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Uranus to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Goj, or ippib as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jijijjis. He also told jefijjig about the 72 white fissile uranium samples he'd recently added to his paradise, though jesijjit used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no got and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and fanfics
Randomness and homotopies are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some operating systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sticks as with, say, puzzling anime girls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the steak dinner in the ring. This article has become so vigorously melodramatic that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Michael Jackson cuddles nob!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also yuz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of yuv.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
