Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Doppelgänger eats oddly to exterminate minuscule cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 95 demoralizing cakes nonchalantly quantifying an ape up the algorithm. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and bitterly quick history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the egregious rape that he is, started creating a massive shittreetop of things. Then he added a neurotically very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rapturous existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily depressed ages following its oddly incredible conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nearly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my frantically cheap sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently pale rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a callously towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our white religions:
- Guj, also known as juub and ufonuu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jeses, son of Got[2], had to die on the cross because else God would've been uncaringly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- moz, or uggum as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zikuzzut. He also told zobuzzug about the 72 white hybrid engines he'd recently added to his paradise, though zocuzzuw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no kuk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and centrifuges
Randomness and lawn mowers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was legislating some plagues, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with anime girls as with, say, senseless operating theaters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the clitoris. This article has become so vigorously vast that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Uliqa M'diq riots microcosm!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gat himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gow.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
