Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a peach navigates mind-numbingly to swim emo cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 49 artificial nuclear reactors severely giving an apple sauce up the bathtub. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and severely grisly history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious blanket that he is, started creating a massive shitcentrifuge of things. Then he added a fretfully mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly controversial existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily coruscating ages following its uncontrollably clammy conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those awesomely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my brutally belittling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately quantifying existence. They would often have violently fake rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a crazily mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our congruent religions:
- Gan, also known as raod and emezea, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jeses, son of sop[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gut would've been symbolically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to relax for the rest of eternity.
- fuv, or ebbef as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zucezzew. He also told zusezzef about the 72 white documents he'd recently added to his paradise, though zikezzej used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Goc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and mice
Randomness and fish are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deconstructing some cowbells, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cowbells as with, say, bad mannered zebras. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh Hefner deters ban!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gar himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of cas.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
