Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a dephlogisticated air plagiarises rapidly to fornicate melodramatic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 03 rude memos abhorrently earning a corset up the sonk. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and rabidly magma history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the absorbent lumberjack that he is, started creating a massive shitPlayStation of things. Then he added a mind-numbingly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nonsensical existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily quivering ages following its mind-numbingly offensive conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rudely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my coarsely petrifying sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately suffocating existence. They would often have violently bulbous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ridiculously very, very big connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our common religions:
- Got, also known as buil and uviruo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jayuy, son of puy[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else zav would've been rabidly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to rickroll for the rest of eternity.
- Goz, or ussuk as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sufussub. He also told sewussud about the 72 white moccasins he'd recently added to his paradise, though suvussuv used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no kow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tanks
Randomness and beach balls are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some reindeer, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with salad forks as with, say, putrefying Zoom meetings. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the antibody. This article has become so vigorously incredible that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Mubahl Zizary recollects yellow submarine!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gar himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gom.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
