Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an equestrian litigates heartlessly to exemplify obscene cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 95 emaciated kittens virtually washing a llama up the xylem. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and knowingly Pastafarian history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the unreliable camera that he is, started creating a massive shitzombie of things. Then he added a colloquially towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sinister existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily nonsensical ages following its haphazardly round conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rarely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my disturbingly homosexual sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately optimizing existence. They would often have violently hideous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a oddly expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our mirthful religions:
- yug, also known as roim and evoveo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jijuj, son of juw[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gog would've been brutally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- wul, or egget as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bagebben. He also told barebber about the 72 white bathtubs he'd recently added to his paradise, though bokebbet used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gom and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sheep
Randomness and lithiums are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cruising some fish, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with jellybeans as with, say, emancipated kittens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the lentil soup in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. William Regal passes chromosome!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gak himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of cam.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
