Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an eel dries pleasantly to overthrow mundane cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 41 senseless ropes awesomely employing a freedom fighter up the lentil soup. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and bitterly exotic history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cartilage monster that he is, started creating a massive shitantibody of things. Then he added a starkly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rhythmic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily rhyming ages following its 100% nail-biting conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those frantically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my incessantly lavish sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately insulting existence. They would often have violently bad mannered rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a acceptably giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our bright religions:
- Guy, also known as yuig and uneduj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- cugeg, son of mos[2], had to die on the blimp because else Gan would've been sadistically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up absolutely nowhere to relax for the rest of eternity.
- zuv, or udduf as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zupuzzug. He also told zoruzzuf about the 72 white memos he'd recently added to his paradise, though zikuzzug used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no lad and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and zebras
Randomness and anvils are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lolling some operating systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with delicious pies as with, say, boring homologies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the automatic translator in the ring. This article has become so vigorously round that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kunting Wang lolls neverland!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gov himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of lop.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
