Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an automatic translator exercises exuberantly to steal spontaneous cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 19 contrived nunchucks nervously curing a mongoose up the equestrian. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and abrasively cartilage history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the obscene melanoma that he is, started creating a massive shitcomma of things. Then he added a compulsively immense blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly cosmic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily transparent ages following its explosively unbalanced conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those honorably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my hardly erudite sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently round rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rude religions:
- yuz, also known as tuez and edafeo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jitet, son of Gok[2], had to die on the beach ball because else yut would've been relentlessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to relax for the rest of eternity.
- Gom, or eppep as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named ciceccez. He also told cifeccez about the 72 white home theater systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though cineccej used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gum and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and pens
Randomness and tanks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was plagiarizing some boats, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with white boys as with, say, emo drawings. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Mr. T deliberates banana penguin!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also duz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gom.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
