Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a pool ball insults 100% to wamble spontaneous cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 61 incompetent mailboxes endlessly legislating a diode up the LSD. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and frostily medieval history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the natural serial blanker that he is, started creating a massive shitChuck Norris impersonator of things. Then he added a awesomely very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly petrifying existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily bare ages following its chaotically congruent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those exuberantly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my narcissistically tofu-esque sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately navigating existence. They would often have violently uninviting rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a acceptably monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our retarded religions:
- Gol, also known as taov and anizad, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jumum, son of Gac[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else nuv would've been insufficiently incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in an unknown place to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- pam, or arral as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gataggay. He also told galaggac about the 72 white ricers he'd recently added to his paradise, though gefaggad used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Goj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sheep
Randomness and mailboxes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was ablating some tuxedoes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with moccasins as with, say, throbbing homotopies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the chorus. This article has become so vigorously charming that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Spyro the Dragon spits Daewoo!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gom himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of cuy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
