Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an adjective bombs 100% to deconstruct quivering cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 44 erudite politicians hardly ablating an ampere up the neck. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and noisily dead history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the lovely electron that he is, started creating a massive shitGreen Lantern ring of things. Then he added a largely massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly dubious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily minuscule ages following its frostily emo conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those poorly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my ruthlessly purple sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently dismal rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mercilessly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our fervent religions:
- Gaz, also known as zoez and oziloa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- sasas, son of Gaz[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gaz would've been suitably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Gaz, or oppoz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vejuvvun. He also told vejuvvun about the 72 white nuclear reactors he'd recently added to his paradise, though vejuvvun used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gaz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and delicious pies
Randomness and delicious pies are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was blessing some delicious pies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with delicious pies as with, say, enormous iron curtains. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the centrifuge in the towel. This article has become so vigorously unsophisticated that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jon Stewart refills feces!
The random number 109007732774081
This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.
See also
- Random-access memory[3]
- Random gibberish
- User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
- Random humor[4]
- Random Uncyclopedia article[5]
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also daf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of daf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
