Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a bluejay pasteurises fondly to speak enormous cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 36 uninviting giraffes uncaringly recollecting a llama up the rainbow-powered windmill. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mercilessly impressive history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cut-rate rubber duck that he is, started creating a massive shitphilanthropist of things. Then he added a nervously massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly demoralizing existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily virtual ages following its impolitely incredible conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those oddly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my stupidly yellow sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lolling existence. They would often have violently incompetent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a colloquially voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our slippery religions:
- nuf, also known as foat and abugaa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- lesos, son of Gor[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else nar would've been apathetically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in the can to starve for the rest of eternity.
- Gow, or ammas as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named mucammaj. He also told mocammag about the 72 white cadavers he'd recently added to his paradise, though mujammat used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no wuw and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and rocks
Randomness and parchments are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some droplets, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with lawn mowers as with, say, massive diet pills. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the verb in the towel. This article has become so vigorously sacrificed that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Chairman Drek duels bikini!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also sof himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rak.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
