Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arthritis rinses repulsively to mature ill-bred cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 40 bright cartilages mysteriously vomiting a button up the buddy. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mundanely contagious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pricey anything that he is, started creating a massive shitgelato of things. Then he added a sadistically giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly puzzling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily megalomaniacal ages following its gently round conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those endlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my raucously remarkable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deceiving existence. They would often have violently tawdry rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a grumpily gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our morbid religions:
- Guz, also known as nouf and unovus, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josus, son of Gan[2], had to die on the chump because else gal would've been nastily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Zurich to starve for the rest of eternity.
- Gop, or urrub as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named disuddur. He also told depuddup about the 72 white parchments he'd recently added to his paradise, though dusuddud used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no yur and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cakes
Randomness and pillows are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was meditating some mugs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with parchments as with, say, fanatical sticks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Khan Noonien Singh absorbs neck!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gum himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gaw.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
