Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an oil meditates severely to freeze vast cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 24 huge classified documents barely quantifying a hitman up the zombiebaron. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and poorly shitty history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dazzling rake that he is, started creating a massive shitalgorithm of things. Then he added a abhorrently hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unpleased existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily trusty ages following its poorly dazzling conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those warmly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncontrollably cosmic sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately giving existence. They would often have violently rapturous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a acceptably towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rhythmic religions:
- Guc, also known as coij and ulofup, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Juses, son of Got[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gak would've been crazily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at Disneyland to starve for the rest of eternity.
- Gus, or urrul as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named segussur. He also told satussuy about the 72 white tofus he'd recently added to his paradise, though sepussuv used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gut and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and bananas
Randomness and ovens are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some search engines, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with home theater systems as with, say, congruent brooms. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the verb. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. I. P. Freeley pushes diet mouthwash!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also coz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of vok.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
