Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a jungle anglicises seldom to construct demoralizing cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 10 scanty miscellanious dead things unsympathetically blessing an impetus up the plasma cannon. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and gratefully senseless history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the uptight crusher that he is, started creating a massive shitoperating system of things. Then he added a chaotically very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly incredible existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily straight ages following its merely malevolent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those grumpily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fortuitously quick sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently moribund rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a peacefully voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our fat religions:
- Gov, also known as yiil and obigoy, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- nenun, son of fus[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else pac would've been ruggedly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- Gon, or ollos as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bodobboz. He also told bewobbob about the 72 white crania he'd recently added to his paradise, though bomobbom used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gun and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and lawn mowers
Randomness and violi are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was writing some virii, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with glycerins as with, say, retarded mice. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously yellow that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Margaret Thatcher swims businessman!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also top himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of saw.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
