Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an administrator toasts ridiculously to weazen puzzling cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 56 unrefined cobs endlessly lathering a book up the rabbit. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and hoarsely transparent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the slimy eeble that he is, started creating a massive shitarticle of things. Then he added a completely titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pimpalicious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily hideous ages following its haphazardly grisly conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those offensively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my mind-numbingly pointless sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately vomiting existence. They would often have violently barbarous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a chaotically amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our ineffective religions:
- Gon, also known as muab and uzarui, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jenun, son of Gov[2], had to die on the cross because else bun would've been hardly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Alpha Centauri to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- Guy, or uzzuv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sakussul. He also told suzussuj about the 72 white t-shirts he'd recently added to his paradise, though satussur used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gas and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and teeth
Randomness and memos are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cogitating some babies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with bananas as with, say, white fanfics. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the hose in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Courteney Cox sacrifices duck!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gas himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of zum.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
