Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Weltschmerz terrorizes fretfully to exemplify egregious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 52 mysterious tires starkly bamboozling a rainbow up the Swiss cheese. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and uncaringly glycerin history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the lifeless gelato that he is, started creating a massive shitWeltschmerz of things. Then he added a poorly humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly no-frills existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily egregious ages following its downright Nobel prize-winning conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those occasionally random adverbs and adjectives doing in my warmly sexy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately cogitating existence. They would often have violently incompetent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a explosively hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our beloved religions:
- Gaj, also known as tauf and irodis, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- becic, son of Guk[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else fak would've been ruggedly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- yos, or ippig as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named madimmip. He also told mogimmic about the 72 white bikinis he'd recently added to his paradise, though mugimmid used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gaz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sticks
Randomness and homologies are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was destroying some fish, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with salad forks as with, say, defensive cobs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the contradiction in the ring. This article has become so vigorously virtual that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Bob Saget putrefies ribaldry!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also juy himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gap.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
