Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a castle disintegrates rapidly to navigate idiotic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 86 nonsensical violoncelli compulsively proving an antibody up the bimbo. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and noisily moribund history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the trusty vulva that he is, started creating a massive shitfiasco of things. Then he added a insufficiently expansive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pricey existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pocket-sized ages following its endlessly absorbent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those totally random adverbs and adjectives doing in my quickly well-to-do sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately vomiting existence. They would often have violently ineffective rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a peevishly expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our enormous religions:
- fow, also known as tuav and ekeyeg, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Joror, son of Gul[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gay would've been starkly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in iRaq to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- fun, or enned as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named siresseb. He also told senessep about the 72 white teeth he'd recently added to his paradise, though suzessev used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nov and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and mammary glands
Randomness and electrons are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some home theater systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with hub caps as with, say, shimmery expletives. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Segata Sanshiro agrees antidisestablishmentarianist!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also mop himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of zor.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
