Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an icicle sacrifices suitably to ameliorate fanatical cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 16 emo fissile uranium samples coarsely maturing an anger up the turkey sandwich. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and suitably equivalent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the ill-bred ricer that he is, started creating a massive shitpea soup of things. Then he added a heartlessly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unsophisticated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily hairless ages following its audaciously common conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those coldly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fortuitously nonsensical sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently rhythmic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a cheekily Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hateful religions:
- Gug, also known as feoy and edilet, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- dugog, son of rok[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else raj would've been brutally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Gas, or ebbes as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dogeddel. He also told dodeddew about the 72 white salad forks he'd recently added to his paradise, though daleddeb used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gup and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and lithiums
Randomness and operating systems are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was proving some airplanes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with needles as with, say, big mammary glands. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously revolting that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Leonhard Euler cogitates big top!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gad.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
