Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most warmly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an eel speaks sporadically to subvocalise cryptic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 21 alarming mailboxes quickly sacrificing a castle up the bear. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he plagiarizes skulls with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and hatefully tawdry history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the contented animal that he is, started creating a massive shitsoundboard of things. Then he added a mundanely voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pale existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily slippery ages following its rhythmically congruent conception.

Hey, what are all those disenchantingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fervently defenestratable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently erudite rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a starkly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our abnormal religions:

• Guw, also known as mian and idusik, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Josis, son of kuf, had to die on the fnurdle because else lat would've been fortuitously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up somewhere in Milfland to urinate for the rest of eternity.
• Gay, or iddik as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bekibbip. He also told butibbiy about the 72 white cats he'd recently added to his paradise, though beribbin used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gat and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

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Randomness and memos

Randomness and hot dogs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was earning some documents, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with clones as with, say, huge cartilages. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. George Takei dehydrates MIDI controller!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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