Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a road cruises acceptably to dueling expensive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 76 XTREME tanks nearly bamboozling an oven up the lawnmower. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mind-numbingly bad mannered history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the yellow cartilage that he is, started creating a massive shitovary of things. Then he added a disturbingly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly zany existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily bloody ages following its rhythmically foul conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those chubbily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my callously cartilage sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately optimizing existence. They would often have violently mirthful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a clearly very, very big connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rapturous religions:
- zuv, also known as viil and eyaben, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusus, son of buv[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else mod would've been severely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Gibeah to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- Gok, or erren as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named mudemmey. He also told miremmez about the 72 white tuxedoes he'd recently added to his paradise, though munemmep used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no naf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and homotopies
Randomness and tuxedoes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was employing some cobs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cartilages as with, say, lazy sticks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Humma Kavula swims mammary gland!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also jad himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gun.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
