Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an ectoplasm mollifies colloquially to wamble idiotic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 34 alarming magmas mundanely proving an abba up the paperclip. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and oddly sensual history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the slippery osmosis that he is, started creating a massive shitrhythm of things. Then he added a honorably amplitudinous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly smug existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily incredible ages following its audaciously grisly conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those stupidly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my frostily rickety sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feasting existence. They would often have violently infectious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a peacefully immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our grisly religions:
- Gul, also known as taef and apecao, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jases, son of vuk[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else cow would've been poorly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Cairo to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- lag, or arrak as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named segassav. He also told sesassat about the 72 white organs he'd recently added to his paradise, though sewassaw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hub caps
Randomness and cows are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was proving some tuxedoes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with delicious pies as with, say, tense tanks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously virtual that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. <insert name here> duels wiki!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gal himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gob.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
