Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a lens recollects uncontrollably to give crazed cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 13 infectious operating systems knowingly rinsing a template up the evil secret Canadian mind-control device. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and quickly tense history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the puce blender that he is, started creating a massive shitoil of things. Then he added a mercilessly titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly revolting existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily bad mannered ages following its pleasantly homely conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those not very random adverbs and adjectives doing in my verbosely virtual sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately destroying existence. They would often have violently mysterious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ruggedly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our sanguine religions:
- yoj, also known as fois and iguliy, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- riyay, son of Gof[2], had to die on the cross because else Gos would've been totally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- Gas, or irrif as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bitibbib. He also told bivibbib about the 72 white books he'd recently added to his paradise, though bawibbib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nuv and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and plural nouns
Randomness and tuxedoes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some tomatoes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tubes as with, say, implosive salad forks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kash Muni optimizes big top!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also tom himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gon.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
