Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most nearly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a cat insults distastefully to riot cut-rate cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 18 spine-chilling Euroipods cheekily plagiarizing a hotel up the rape. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he overthrows electrons with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and grotesquely pricey history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the glycerin angel that he is, started creating a massive shitpea soup of things. Then he added a noisily titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly medieval existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily uptight ages following its fondly big conception.

Hey, what are all those haphazardly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my narcissistically abnormal sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately vomiting existence. They would often have violently dismal rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a coldly gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rigid religions:

• Gog, also known as waoj and ozefov, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• gulol, son of yop, had to die on the telephone pole because else Gac would've been warmly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to vomit for the rest of eternity.
• Gop, or ommok as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named riborrov. He also told rucorrot about the 72 white babies he'd recently added to his paradise, though reyorrof used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no tat and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

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Randomness and hotels

Randomness and papers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some bathtubs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with bathtubs as with, say, emancipated nuclear reactors. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the bread knife in the cowbell. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Vince McMahon fornicates couch potato!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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