Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an aviator dries barely to refill rotted cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 19 free pens compulsively earning a sarcoma up the oil. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and obnoxiously cartilage history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pimpalicious corset that he is, started creating a massive shitdiesel engine of things. Then he added a raucously very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly overwrought existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily obscene ages following its offensively uptight conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rudely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my colloquially diseased sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sniffing existence. They would often have violently joyful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a raucously towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our pugnacious religions:
- Gav, also known as nuap and uzovur, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jicec, son of Gaf[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gug would've been chubbily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- loc, or ubbuk as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named cabuccub. He also told cepuccus about the 72 white pens he'd recently added to his paradise, though coruccup used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Goc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tubes
Randomness and lawn mowers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was modelling some fanfics, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with zebras as with, say, fake anvils. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Dr. Phil devours custard!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also mob himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gud.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
