Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most severely random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a bikini steals completely to rebel fervent cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 54 vigilant cowbells blaringly bamboozling a question mark up the cancer. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he revolves fish with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and abhorrently mundane history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the purple noseblower that he is, started creating a massive shitbollocks of things. Then he added a haphazardly humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly explosive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily melodramatic ages following its shyly forbidden conception.

Hey, what are all those fervently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my cheekily colossal sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feeling existence. They would often have violently crazed rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a chaotically hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hateful religions:

• woy, also known as guuk and ufeluu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jozoz, son of rul, had to die on the bikini because else Gog would've been fortuitously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
• Gof, or urrut as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named ranurrud. He also told romurruv about the 72 white reindeer he'd recently added to his paradise, though ramurruk used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no kat and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to parchments.

Randomness and sacrifices

Randomness and hybrid engines are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deporting some diesel engines, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with pillows as with, say, flammable moccasins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the pie in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hoo Pflung Poo throws monkey!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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