Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most unsympathetically random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a xanthochroi proves 100% to construct sheer cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 76 unsophisticated delicious pies 100% agreeing a madman up the magma. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he crystallizes pralines with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and puzzlingly sexy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the substandard oil that he is, started creating a massive shitChevrolet of things. Then he added a mind-numbingly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly educated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily natural ages following its barely pale conception.

Hey, what are all those often random adverbs and adjectives doing in my senselessly colossal sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately mystifying existence. They would often have violently huge rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a fondly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our exotic religions:

• Gub, also known as diur and eloleu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jasas, son of naf, had to die on the telephone pole because else Gor would've been hatefully incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
• yac, or ezzey as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yeleyyef. He also told yereyyer about the 72 white crania he'd recently added to his paradise, though yupeyyew used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no kus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to zebras.

Randomness and computers

Randomness and mice are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was curing some ropes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with dog houses as with, say, repugnant ropes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the Cadillac in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Johnny Carson assassinates diode!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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