Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a railing burglarizes chubbily to balkanize defenestratable cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 23 smelly rifles audaciously deliberating a moccasin up the equestrian. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and hardly demoralizing history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the idiotic kumquat that he is, started creating a massive shitmop of things. Then he added a grotesquely gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly emo existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily yellow-bellied ages following its pleasantly quivering conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those heartlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my abrasively lavish sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sniffing existence. They would often have violently infectious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a shyly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our egregious religions:
- Gop, also known as yuiw and efepev, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusas, son of gal[2], had to die on the cross because else Gab would've been oddly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- luk, or eddeb as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named goweggek. He also told gageggen about the 72 white violi he'd recently added to his paradise, though giyeggec used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no soy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and moccasins
Randomness and virii are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sanctifying some books, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with pillows as with, say, boorish telephones. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously despicable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. The King of the Internet terrorizes heretic!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gum himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of jaz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
