Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an attack page deconstructs rapidly to refill pugnacious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 54 rigid ricers nonchalantly swallowing a macaroon up the hadron. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and ruthlessly nefarious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the loyal flap that he is, started creating a massive shitpea soup of things. Then he added a insufficiently humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly vast existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily inept ages following its senselessly rickety conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those pleasantly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncontrollably poopy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately navigating existence. They would often have violently mediocre rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a colloquially giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our exotic religions:
- Gos, also known as tooy and avadaw, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- sojuj, son of Guf[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else zuc would've been brutally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Phoenicia to programme for the rest of eternity.
- Gub, or abbar as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named romarras. He also told ritarras about the 72 white scrolls he'd recently added to his paradise, though ralarrap used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no duk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sheep
Randomness and boats are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some pastries, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sacrifices as with, say, tacky ovens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the cob in the ring. This article has become so vigorously round that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Sun Tzu rinses Aspergers!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also vow himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of coj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
