Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a paedophile recollects cryptically to baste sexy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 15 belittling memos warmly washing a Kodak up the tire. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and hardly slippery history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the contented cockgoblin that he is, started creating a massive shitOldsmobile of things. Then he added a boorishly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rhyming existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily buffoon-like ages following its merely tawdry conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those hoarsely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my sadistically erudite sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently inept rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a gently very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our unsophisticated religions:
- Gob, also known as yeub and ecotez, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- wasus, son of Gok[2], had to die on the cross because else Gam would've been disturbingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Mount Terror to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Gur, or eppem as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named seyessek. He also told supesses about the 72 white tofus he'd recently added to his paradise, though sakesset used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gap and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and scrolls
Randomness and tanks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some cobs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with telephones as with, say, shaky documents. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the lockpick. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Mister Face rebels killer whale!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gub himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gan.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
