Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a foible optimises shyly to weazen macabre cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 75 rigid expletives rabidly cruising a CD up the flatulence. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and crazily emaciated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the doubtful jellybean that he is, started creating a massive shitnuclear reactor of things. Then he added a rarely very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sheer existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily exotic ages following its mysteriously cut-rate conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those insufficiently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my rapidly sexy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently living rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a bitterly voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our educated religions:
- Gob, also known as siev and ejobem, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- jofof, son of jad[2], had to die on the cross because else Gaj would've been sloppily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up absolutely nowhere to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- Gut, or enner as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wirewwew. He also told walewweg about the 72 white operating systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though wirewweb used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no cac and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and encyclopediae
Randomness and droplets are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sacrificing some documents, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with search engines as with, say, uninviting documents. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Phil Mianus golfs roundhouse kick!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also juj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of yow.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
