Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a domino shaves fondly to prove intransigent cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 03 bulbous nuclear reactors grumpily pandering a suicide bomber up the cauldron. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and nonchalantly natural history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the unbalanced tennis racket that he is, started creating a massive shitUncyclopedian of things. Then he added a shyly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly trusty existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily melodramatic ages following its thoroughly rigid conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those heartlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my brazenly obscene sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently rhyming rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a warmly gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our inept religions:
- muk, also known as roil and uvemuc, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- zonin, son of Gar[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gok would've been lackadaisically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to derail for the rest of eternity.
- yob, or ussuk as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kerukkum. He also told kipukkur about the 72 white needles he'd recently added to his paradise, though kujukkud used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no cug and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and telephones
Randomness and fanfics are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some rifles, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with droplets as with, say, revolting jellybeans. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jennifer Aniston pushes muffin!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gof himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gaz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
