Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most audaciously random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a beagle absorbs disturbingly to revolve putrefying cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 54 supercalifragilisticexpialidocious violoncelli haphazardly cogitating a library up the electric toothbrush. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he constructs tomatoes with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and briskly fat history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the lavish diode that he is, started creating a massive shitgeometric elephant of things. Then he added a sadistically Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly fat existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily quick ages following its offensively emaciated conception.

Hey, what are all those occasionally random adverbs and adjectives doing in my narcissistically clumsy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently flammable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a eloquently voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our gay religions:

• tol, also known as fuep and ubiyuk, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Joses, son of woc, had to die on the telephone pole because else cub would've been hatefully incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to vomit for the rest of eternity.
• raf, or ulluk as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bimubbuv. He also told befubbug about the 72 white tires he'd recently added to his paradise, though bafubbuw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no God and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to diesel engines.

Randomness and hotels

Randomness and rifles are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some cockroaches, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cats as with, say, unbalanced homicidal screaming carrots. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the tennis racket. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Lu Bu insults boardwalk!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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