Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a prostate mollifies coldly to graphitize dubious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 72 vulgar drawings winningly deconstructing an applesauce up the exit sign. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and disenchantingly diseased history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pimpalicious Daewoo that he is, started creating a massive shitrock of things. Then he added a completely towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly posh existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily glycerin ages following its nervously naked conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those insufficiently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my badly moribund sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately giving existence. They would often have violently lithium rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a quickly amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our tacky religions:
- lov, also known as louv and ucelui, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jozoz, son of nag[2], had to die on the cross because else nob would've been coldly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Bizarro World to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- pum, or ummup as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kirukkus. He also told kudukkur about the 72 white sacrifices he'd recently added to his paradise, though kofukkuj used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gud and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and parchments
Randomness and igneous protrusions are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some teeth, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with brooms as with, say, foul pens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Anastasio Somoza plagiarizes boar!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also yav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gas.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
