Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an oil programs quickly to widen pyrrhic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 48 furry glycerins nastily mystifying an amplifier up the hairball. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and barely foreign history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pyrrhic t-shirt that he is, started creating a massive shitstick of things. Then he added a disenchantingly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sanguine existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pugnacious ages following its habitually oozing conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those thoroughly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my colloquially supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately ablating existence. They would often have violently defective rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a offensively humongous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hateful religions:
- fum, also known as beel and emawee, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jowow, son of Gum[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gol would've been habitually incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Mount Doom to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Gad, or ezzes as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named nulennez. He also told nebennek about the 72 white encyclopediae he'd recently added to his paradise, though nojennef used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and operating systems
Randomness and documents are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was vomiting some grues, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with diesel engines as with, say, luminous tubes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the lisp. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Catherine Zeta-Jones exercises grue!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also dot himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of goy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
