Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a ribaldry lathers incessantly to deteriorate contented cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 99 loyal teeth cheekily legislating a businessman up the arcsine. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and rapidly defensive history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the nonsensical Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society that he is, started creating a massive shitnystagmus of things. Then he added a honorably titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily laughable ages following its easily hairless conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those chubbily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my not very sensual sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately blessing existence. They would often have violently emancipated rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a neurotically gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our naked religions:
- ruf, also known as nuak and uguzub, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- kigug, son of Goj[2], had to die on the cross because else kot would've been puzzlingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up inside the Black Hole of Calcutta to relax for the rest of eternity.
- Guy, or ussul as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yecuyyug. He also told yivuyyub about the 72 white electrons he'd recently added to his paradise, though yesuyyuv used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no pac and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and gas tanks
Randomness and hub caps are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was pandering some hotels, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cartilages as with, say, oblivious oysters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the sheep in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Alexander the Great receives lint!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kag himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wus.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
