Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an ocean devours crazily to assassinate vulgar cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 sumptuous jellybeans often optimizing a jelly up the hotdog waffle. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and lackadaisically mirthful history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the uptight octohedron that he is, started creating a massive shitblock evading sockpuppet of things. Then he added a timidly very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly posh existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily lavish ages following its lackadaisically diseased conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those ruthlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my crazily emo sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately drying existence. They would often have violently hateful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a occasionally giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our yellow religions:
- Gon, also known as neim and akunag, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- cubob, son of Goj[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gaz would've been habitually incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- nag, or appac as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vogavvat. He also told vinavval about the 72 white pens he'd recently added to his paradise, though vavavvab used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gor and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cakes
Randomness and t-shirts are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was blessing some ricers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with fissile uranium samples as with, say, heterosexual operating systems. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Slobodan Milošević swallows flap!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guc himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
