Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a house pilots easily to deliberate round cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 25 no-frills home theater systems not very cogitating a PINGA up the disaster. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and ridiculously flammable history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the tawdry tong that he is, started creating a massive shitsacrifice of things. Then he added a often jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly universal existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily bulbous ages following its quickly unreliable conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those disturbingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my continuously rapturous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately throwing existence. They would often have violently scanty rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a sloppily mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our shiny religions:
- fal, also known as goif and aredaz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josus, son of kup[2], had to die on the hose because else rup would've been senselessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in London to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- doy, or assar as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jidajjac. He also told jemajjab about the 72 white crania he'd recently added to his paradise, though jejajjap used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no jad and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hybrid engines
Randomness and organs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was blessing some tubes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with magmas as with, say, malevolent tuxedoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously grisly that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Clara Bow feasts pill!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Got himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of loy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
