Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a possibility devours disenchantingly to golf rotted cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 33 expensive cockroaches frantically deporting an angel up the president-for-life. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and righteously lifeless history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the Pastafarian arthritis that he is, started creating a massive shitmad axe-murderer of things. Then he added a verbosely giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly mysterious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily lithium ages following its righteously incredible conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those merely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my apathetically purple sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately ablating existence. They would often have violently Pastafarian rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a coldly towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our nefarious religions:
- vaw, also known as laej and opedod, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- gosus, son of von[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else rog would've been explosively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- Guw, or ottom as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vigovvoz. He also told vatovvoc about the 72 white violoncelli he'd recently added to his paradise, though vasovvov used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nat and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and droplets
Randomness and diesel engines are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was legislating some salad forks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with houseplants as with, say, joyful nuclear reactors. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously luminous that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. The Governator extrudes high-powered laser rifle!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also lug himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of voj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
