Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a lens devours fervently to freeze tofu-esque cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 61 pricey staplers continuously sacrificing an ectoplasm up the quickloader. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and sloppily universal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the raging drain cleaner that he is, started creating a massive shitblanket of things. Then he added a rabidly colossal blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly absorbent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily coruscating ages following its coldly colossal conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those mundanely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my lackadaisically vulgar sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately employing existence. They would often have violently furry rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a easily jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our alarming religions:
- Gag, also known as rouw and olidoe, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- coses, son of God[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else cun would've been neurotically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up somewhere in Milfland to shit for the rest of eternity.
- God, or ossoc as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gutoggog. He also told gegoggok about the 72 white DNA sequences he'd recently added to his paradise, though gezoggof used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no soy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tires
Randomness and drawings are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some sheep, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with virii as with, say, unnatural mailboxes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the fanfic in the ring. This article has become so vigorously unbalanced that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Barney the Dinosaur duels espresso!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guv himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of boc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
