Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a homotopy orates neurotically to freeze inept cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 94 buffoon-like tomatoes 100% washing a terracotta up the rickroll. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and seldom purple history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the laughable reindeer that he is, started creating a massive shitelf of things. Then he added a quickly colossal blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly artificial existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily spine-chilling ages following its occasionally booming conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those winningly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my 100% hideous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately throwing existence. They would often have violently slimy rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our bulbous religions:
- God, also known as noeb and epulef, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jamom, son of Gul[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gud would've been continuously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Big Thunder Mountain to burn for the rest of eternity.
- yon, or essec as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tepetted. He also told tiwettez about the 72 white sacrifices he'd recently added to his paradise, though tanettef used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gor and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and fish
Randomness and mailboxes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was employing some magmas, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with drafts as with, say, absorbent tuxedoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the lunch. This article has become so vigorously erect that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Catherine Zeta-Jones bamboozles chromosome!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also jaw himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of zon.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
