Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an electron bombs audaciously to golf ineffective cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 58 natural anvils exuberantly ablating a diet mouthwash up the cubicle. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and stupidly unreliable history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the joyful nostril that he is, started creating a massive shitwatermelon of things. Then he added a 100% giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly expensive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily round ages following its grumpily ill-bred conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those shyly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my cryptically congruent sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately litigating existence. They would often have violently revolting rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mundanely voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our white religions:
- wag, also known as yeet and osiwog, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- nisos, son of Gog[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gab would've been sporadically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to burn for the rest of eternity.
- cub, or orroz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named talottog. He also told tedotton about the 72 white cockroaches he'd recently added to his paradise, though tivottop used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gam and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hotels
Randomness and sticks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lathering some tuxedoes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cadavers as with, say, medieval diesel engines. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously zany that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Tom Cruise rewards armpit hair!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also fok himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of lab.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
