Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats: Difference between revisions
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| − | ==Oscar Wilde's Cat-Toast Device== |
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| − | The '''Cat-Toast Device''' is the never-ending source of [[energy]] that powers the [[Uncyclopedia]] (Also known as "The Buttered Cat Turbine"). |
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| − | The device is composed of two pure substances: |
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| − | * [[Cats]] - small mammals that always land on their feet. |
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| − | * [[Buttered Toast]] - tasty breakfast food that always lands butter-side down. |
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| − | [[Oscar Wilde]], always one to recognize the violation of laws of quantum mechanics, found a way to harness the limitless potential energy of the hovering cat-toast creation to power his [[Uncyclopedia]]. This discovery undermined any credit that Schroedinger's Cat Experiment had originally, which wasn't much to say the most. |
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| − | All rumors about the [[Uncyclopedia]] being powered by a [[Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts]] Device or a [[Wind farm]] are totally baseless. This, of course, makes them absolutely true. |
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| − | The Cat-Toast Device will one day be used in the construction of the [[Shimizu Megacity Pyramid]]. It may also be used to create artificial gravity for space stations. |
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