User:Kohl

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“He´s the Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia) Chuck Norris

~ Clenci about Kohl
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pt-NThis user is a native speaker of Português.


en-4This user speaks English at a near-native level.


es-4This user speaks Español at a near-native level.


de-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.


nl-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dutch.


ru-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.


au-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan.


ca-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.


fig-NThis user is a native speaker of Fight.


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 195 and that means he is fucking evil genius.

Who am i?[edit]

Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...

Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)

I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)

Current state and Contacts[edit]

Some tips before contacting me[edit]

  • No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
  • No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!