User:Kohl
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“He´s the Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia) Chuck Norris”
– Clenci about Kohl
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Who am i?[edit | edit source]
Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...
Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)
I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)
Current state and Contacts[edit | edit source]
- Bureaucrat and sysop at Desciclopédia.
- Contact for Offenses, diffamation, threats, law-suits, murder attempts,et cetera
Some tips before contacting me[edit | edit source]
- No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
- No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!