Zirbia
“Zirbia become the worst city in the world right?”
| Zirbia | |
|---|---|
| City | |
| Official language(s) | Cherbian, Chinese (traditional) and English |
| State | New Basturia |
| Population | 1050 |
Zirbia (Cherbian: Zrbgshs) (Chinese: 齊爾比亞) is the largest city in Cherbia. It is home to the JHDGBΔ Tower, Zirbia Airport, Zirbia Presidential Palace, Gibberish Gardens, Cherbia University, Cherbia National Museum, Cherbia Train Station, Mall of Cherbia and more. It is also the setting of the 2007 Cherbia Bombings.
It is known for its pedestrian friendly streets, wide avenues, high end boutiques, the amazing public transport system, its tranquility and the welcoming and friendly people. It has also gotten the award of “Dirtiest City in the World” in 2020, and 2023, thanks to the public cherbing chrumbles implemented by the government in 2015. It is the only city to encounter the “Yellow Horizon”, the rarest sunset in the world. This event is very important to Cherbians as it marks the night before New Year's Eve. It mostly occurs before the New Year, and hundreds of thousands of people from all around the world gather at Flimba Ave. to witness the sunset.
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Financial District[edit | edit source]
Lots of major international banks have their headquarters in the Financial District of Zirbia, such as Standard Chartered, HSBC, Société Générale, DNB (De Norsk Banke), Amex, Citigroup, NatWest, Nationwide, Barclays, etc. It is home to the Zirbia National Bank headquarters, the Nationwide CHRHQ, as well as the CHRBSD HQ. It is located right next to Zirbia Bay, and has the highest buildings in Europe.
Zirbia Airport[edit | edit source]
The airport is the smallest airport in the world. It is located 500m away from Zirbia city centre.
This airport won the award of “Worst Airport in The World” 2 times in a row, in 2020 and 2023. It has just one terminal; reserved for AirCherbia flights and for international airlines. The airport can handle 500 passengers every year. It also has 2 runways.
At least 95 airlines serve more than 125 destinations from this airport, such as Emirates, British Airways, Qatar Airways, Egypt Air, Royal Air Maroc, United, Delta, American Airlines, Air India, El Al, Norwegian, SAS, Volaris, and more. The main operator of the airport is AirCherbia, serving 90 destinations, such as Santiago, Rio de Janeiro, New York City, Dublin, London Heathrow, Tel Aviv, Oslo, Cairo, Tokyo, Beijing, Dhaka, Dubai, etc.
The airport has won two awards for its dirtiness and architecture. The architect of the airport is Svck Hxshbxshs, and she has won 2 architectural awards because of the airport itself.
Gibberish Gardens[edit | edit source]
This place is very special to the city as it is the second smallest tourist attraction in Cherbia. It has a Traditional Cherbian garden and Gibberish garden. It also has special cherbing chrumbles! It is very famous for its Instagram pictures.
It was opened in 2015, and so far over 140 people have visited the gardens so far. An extension to the Botanical garden is currently under construction, and there are plans to build a garden store.
Cherbia National Museum[edit | edit source]
This museum is the newest in Europe. The original structure is the base and main part of the museum, and is located at the centre of the museum. The museum not only features arts, but also pieces from Cherbian history. In this Museum, the declaration from The Bum is located here. There are over 5 different areas relating to the arts. For example, Cherbia painting and architecture, and Modern Photography and Modern Contemporary art.
JHDGBΔ Tower[edit | edit source]
The JHDGBΔ Tower is the highest in Europe at 405 m (1329 ft). The tower has 25 apartments on the first 100 floors, 25 offices and a hotel with 5 rooms. It opened in 2018 to mark the new millennium. More than a hundreds of people came to see the opening ceremony at Chcsbsh Boulevard.
Road network[edit | edit source]
There is one highway.
Cherbia Entry = Cherbania
Public Transportation[edit | edit source]
The city of Zirbia is famous and very well known for their extensive, dangerous, dirty and slow public transportation, especially the Cherbia Metro rail. Transportation is authorized by the City Of Zirbia Transportation Authority. The city has two main lines and much more that is under construction or is in planning. The mayor of Zirbia aims to have over 5 km of track by 2055.
Main line: Zirbia to Cherbania
Crap line: Cherbia Highway to Zirbia
Facts[edit | edit source]
- The Zirbia Municipality is the smallest in Cherbia, extending only 100m off the edge of the metropolitan area.
- Zirbia residents get the most benefits from Cherbian companies as Zirbia niggers.