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Korean Won[edit | edit source]

주의하세요!이 문서는 곧 한국 국회에 의해 탄핵될 것이다!

Please note that! This document is about to be impeached by the South Korean National Assembly!

What's Korean Won?[edit | edit source]

The biggest money of the Park Chung hee era

The currency unit used in South Korea is the Korean won. The Korean won is the authoritative endorsement of the great leader Lee Sung man(이승만), who abandoned his credibility in order to establish a government. At that time, South Koreans' mathematics was very poor. In order to have sufficient mathematical foundation to attack North Korea, the great President Park Chung hee(박정희) immediately increased the face value of South Korean bank notes. As a result, South Koreans' mathematical skills became so powerful that a meal would cost hundreds of thousands or even millions.

Korean Won's par value.[edit | edit source]

The current circulating denominations of the Korean won are the smallest in the world: 1000 (2007), 5000 (2006), 10000 (2007), 50000 (2009).

The one printed on 1000 Korean won is Lee Hwang,

the one printed on 5000 Korean won is Li Er,

the one printed on 10000 Korean won is King Sejong (Lee Bo),

and the one printed on 50000 Korean won is Shin Shi Ren Tang.

Who is printed on the Korean won?[edit | edit source]

Lee Hwang: Fucker Philosophical missionaries in ancient Korea

The biggest banknote in South Korea now, printed by a negligent and evil mother, shows that South Korea's emphasis on morality is not correct, which is very good and should be learned from.

Li Er:The philosophy of human nature theory in ancient Korea is despicable

King Sejong:He invented Korean!

Shin Shi Ren Tang:A negligent mother

Korean Coin[edit | edit source]

What are the coins in Korea?[edit | edit source]

The face value of coins circulating in South Korea is too large, which will cause economic growth!

10 Korean Won

500 Won

50 Korean Won

100 Korean Won

500 Korean Won

You know what? I don't think you know.[edit | edit source]

South Korea issued 1 won and 5 won coins in 1983, but unfortunately they were too useful and rare. They have now been abolished, and the actions of the South Korean government are disgusting.

What do Koreans call their currency?[edit | edit source]

As the title suggests, they call him Won (원), a name that allows Samsung to earn high profits hahaha.

500 Won

Korean Coin Design.[edit | edit source]

The front of the 10 Korean won is the Pagoda of the Buddha Temple

50 Korean won with rice(Olyza Sativa L)shit on the front

100 Korean won with Lee Sunshin(이순신) on the front

500 Korean won with crane(Grus leucogeranus) it's so serious ba ba boi on the front

If you click on the 500won front image, the file name will say 'the back', but that doesn't mean I wrote it wrong:)

Their coins are really designed by idiots, without any novelty, just with a few characters added to the pattern, haha.

That's really strange.[edit | edit source]

Why is the pattern on the front? Can't we just have the numbers on the front?

Caution![edit | edit source]

Precautions[edit | edit source]

Korean coins require you to flip them up and down, otherwise you may be caught on the Blue House. Who told you not to pay attention to details.