Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System

“I fought the Law and the Law Won. I fought the Law, and the Law won.”

~ UtarEmpire on the WJU Legal System

The Law at WJU is absolute and binding. Below are some of the more fearsome aspects of it.

• The Council of Light

• Crimethink Laws of 1973

• Things that are Dangerous To The Regime

• What to do if you end up on Double Secret Probation

• Long, black, and hard, it's Operation Shaft!

• The Stallitron V Incident

• Operation Reverse Manifest Destiny