Westminster school

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Westminster School, founded in the 14th century, has long been history of academic and political wankery, slapped in the centre of London. Its impractical location within the precincts of Westminster Abbey adds to its seemingly endless and mind numbing history, having been officially refounded by the Big Ginge in 1560. As one of the UK’s top independent schools, it boasts an exceptional track record of Oxbridge admissions, formed primarily of students who have paid their way through the system. With a rich alumni base, the school never fails to find someone to drone on about their soulless job during Locke lectures or asinine abbeys.

The school has been described as a “hotbed for out of touch, politically confused teenagers, without the required skills to progress further than university.” Despite this alumni claim that their time at the school was ‘transformative’, the reality of which serves only to justify paying the exorbitant school fees for their children (often sent against their will).

Despite containing a co-ed sixth form the school remains male only until this point, this will be subject to change soon. Boys join the Under School at seven and the Senior School at 13 if they pass their examinations. Once joining the school the boys will never interact with a girl until the sixth form. Girls join the Sixth Form at 16, once this point is reached the boys go through a dramatic transformation, hiding their Tory mindset in order to appear ‘tolerable’ to the girls.

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House	Name
College
Grant's
Rigaud's
Busby's
Liddell's
Purcell's
Ashburnham
Wren's
Dryden's
Hakluyt's
Milne's