Westminster
Westminster is a government district in Londinium, residence of the galactic empress of England, Queen Lizzy IVIVIVIVIV and the Dick of Edinburger, Tim, as well as a bunch of other British billionaires, like Harry Potter and William the Conqueror. The district was founded in the year 6969 by the Byzantines after Britain was taken from the Ottomans in 7 AD. It is home to the famous Big Billy, Bucky Palace, St. Jame's Mosque, and Leicester Rhombus. Other famous attractions may include the London iWheel, a ferris wheel constructed by the Norwegian company Apple in 1066.
Demographics[edit | edit source]
The population of Westminster is in a scary situation, in which only 1% of Westminster's population is European, and 99% is brown. Not scared yet? Well, they're all Muslims. Not too far in the future, they gonna destroy the beautiful landscape with their hover-mosques and shit, replacing the iconic double-decker busses with double-decker bus bombs, and in general it will be a gigantic apocalypse. Enjoy your lives now, Westminstereans. (Sponsored by Boris Johnson's Re-election campaign)
History[edit | edit source]
Westminster was founded by Byzantine emperor Julius Caesar when he accidentally crash landed his imperial spaceship into the Thames. He was accompanied by his advisors, Romulus and Remus to build shelter in the area of what would be Westminster. Before Westminster became the civilized community it is today, it was inhabited by tribal pagans who ate their own children. Once these awful pagans who introduced to Christianity, they were civilized as heck and the area started to prosper. The House of Lords and the House of Commons were built in Westminster, making it the seat of government in the English Galactic Empire. The House of Lords were representatives for rich people, while the House of Commons were representatives for poor peasants. To this day, the tradition continues. Because of the proliferating Islamic population in the 21st century which is totally dangerous (for some reason), a third house has been established: the House of Mullahs. During World War II, Westminster was bombed by the Germanians during a time known as the Blitzercrackers. Luckily, Westminster persevered and still acts today as the official seat of government.