War Thunder

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Joseph Stalin after Finishing Development.

War Torture—wait no, sorry, I meant War Thunder, is a free to play game with zero pay to win, which has no bias to its players, and no micro-transactions. War Thunder was made in 1950 by a corporate, greedy, andcompletely unfair game studio named Gaijin, owned by chief executive officer extraordinary Man of Steel, also known as Joseph Stalin. It is propaganda for the Soviet Union as the form as a job that you need to pay to work there. It is equal to taking a shit at taco bell everyday. In War Thunder's modern day use, the game is used as a weapon to convince teenage Americans that Mother Russia has better tanks, to make the ching-ching.