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==Stop the Turkey Day photochop contest...==
...you've won hands down and bottoms up. Nice work!!! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 14:52 9-12-13
:Thanks, glad you like it. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:37, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

==My beautiful Zombie dear==

Quick question. Is the turkey dall ball over tonight (as in 8 hours from when I typed this message) or is that tomorrow evening (as in 32 hours from when I typed this message). And secondly...do you do the dew? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 16:05, 11 December 2013 (UTC)
:The ball ends 7 and a half hours from now. I haven't done the dew in a long time. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 16:37, 11 December 2013 (UTC)
:::Ok. Do consider archiving your talk page. It freezes my browser when i load it on my tablet. Fucking signed

==Different question==

The upload multiple file thing is no longer around anymore. I really miss it. Especially today as I had to upload 13 files. Is it possible to re-allow it? It doesn't need to be linked on the tool bar on the left side (incase nOObs would abuse it and upload too many files) but I've always found it really helpful and time saving. Do you hear me nigga? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:50, 11 December 2013 (UTC)
:Yeah, I dunno what happened to the multiple file uploader. You should ask Lyrithya about it. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:58, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

==Thanksgiving day ball==

Zombie...I know I submitted the only article...but I put a lot of work into it and I'd still like to see the judges comments. Please. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 17:46, 12 December 2013 (UTC)
:I think if you'd like to see people's comments the best thing to do is ask them on their talkpages. I'm not going to force people to judge a category with only one entry. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:57, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

==Wiki war against the Wikia Uncyclopedia==
I hate the [[Wikia]] Uncyclopedia. I think we should gather an army of Uncyclopedians and vandalize them (wiki war). Good idea? -- [[User:figgycity50|figgycity50]] and his [[User_talk:Figgycity50|talk]]! Hooray! 20:31, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
:But it's Christmas. Haven't you ever heard the song "Snoopy's Christmas?" [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:something (my computer clocks are gone) 13-12-13
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:: Getting users/readers/writers to laugh and improve their writing is a better war to wage. A war against unfunny boredom and bad writing. A holy Jihad against dulldrum hooey. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:43, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
:'''Please do not vandalize other websites. As an admin I know what an utter waste of everyone's time vandalism is. If you would like to contribute to our evil plot to become the most powerful comedy website, please instead work on making this site better. Write articles, welcome new users, revert vandalism, and come hang out in IRC. All of these things are more effective ways to defeat our enemies.''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:44, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
::But those fuckers at http://poetry.wikia.com have been getting away with too much crap for far too long. How many sestinas about gay vampires does the world really need? Can't we add some limericks about the joy of inter-species erotica? {{User:Puppy/sig3|10:05 13 Dec}}
I haven't really got anything to add to what Zombiebaron said. Vandalising wikia makes us look bad, wastes everyone's time, and can easily be undone and put a stop to. So no, vandalising them is a bad idea. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 22:07, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
:::Just the one, at least?
::::::There was a lass known as Bo Peep
::::::Who had difficulty getting to sleep
::::::She didn't know numbers
::::::So, instead, for slumbers
::::::She found herself fucking sheep
:::See - I have one already. {{User:Puppy/sig3|10:18 13 Dec}}
:::::We could also murder dogs. A war against dogs who need to be murdered. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:22, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
::::::For [[Nigger Dogshit Sandwich|sandwiches]]? {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 23:40, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
::::::I hate to think of Puppy becoming that kind of sandwich though. He should be the other kind. I guess it's too late now. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 23:42, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

== Page defilement limerick ==

:There once was a man from York
:Who created a Wikia fork
:His talk page was clean
:But somebody mean
:Did something annoying that didn't rhyme
{{User:Puppy/sig3|11:45 13 Dec}}
::You're welcome. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 02:07, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
:::I was going to make it more personally specific, but couldn't think of a rhyme for “Canuck”. {{User:Puppy/sig3|05:54 14 Dec}}
::::That too bad, there are lots of words that rhyme with canuck. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 06:35, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
:::::Did you know that the shape of Canada is similar to a warped triangle? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:33, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

== Need a page renaming ==

I created [[UnGame:Pilly's Adventure]] and I meant to put Game instead of UnGame. Can you fix it? [[User:figgycity50|figgycity50]] and his [[User_talk:Figgycity50|talk]]! Hooray! 12:53, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
:[[Game:Pilly's Adventure]]. I'll let you fix your own links. {{User:Puppy/sig3|07:21 14 Dec}}
::You're welcome. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:06, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

== ATDB ==
:Are winners being announced in 100 minutes, or 26ish hours? (Assuming I got my time zones right.) {{User:Puppy/sig3|10:26 19 Dec}}
::Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:38, 19 December 2013 (UTC)
:::Congrats on a clear cut victory dance on Mandela's face. Was wondering, is it permissible to write and edit the pages further now that the results have been tossed onto the wind, or are the articles set in stone like some Egyptian tablet? Thanks. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 1:02 31-12-13
::::I was given a tablet from an Egyptian once. Fun times. {{User:Puppy/sig3|01:18 31 Dec}}
:::::The ole mummification via blotter route, ay? I'll edit my page a bit, just assuming that's fine with the historical committee. I thought of a baby joke which will bring the house down - upon the baby. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 1:25 31-12-13
::::::Yes, you can edit your article. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:35, 31 December 2013 (UTC)

== Did I Win? ==

Because there's some people I need to thank. [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 19:52, 15 January 2014 (UTC)
:No. [[Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/judging2013|Here]] is the judging page where the judges submitted their judgings. We run the Aristocrat's Ball every year starting on American Thanksgiving so you can try to win again next year. We run other writing contests throughout the year too. Also you can write pages any old time and try to get them [[VFHS|featured on the Main Page]]. Also you should probably sign up for an account. Good luck. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:12, 15 January 2014 (UTC)


== Why! ==

Did you delete [[Template:Fa/2014]]? Because seriously, with updated templates, you gotta help me, [[Special:Contributions/209.197.173.161|209.197.173.161]] 02:42, 19 January 2014 (UTC)
::There is no need to update templates. We will continue to use {{tl|FA}} every year for years to come. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:16, 19 January 2014 (UTC)
::Example of updated template: {{Bat Fuck Insane}} {{Ape-Shit Crazy}}
::Also, it is official: [[UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy]] is the best article of the year! Please add a template to it. [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 15:09, 21 January 2014 (UTC)
:::You're not an admin so it can't be official. Sorry but. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140121151207}}
::::Also the voting isn't over yet. There's still 10 days before the voting ends so it isn't official at all. There might a surprise twist! You may never know. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|15:13|21|January|2014}}
:::::[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum:Vote_for_Top_10_of_2013&curid=711859&diff=5739198&oldid=5739196 ???????????] {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140121152632}}

:::::Llwy, from now on, on behalf of [[Zombiebaron]], every article in [[Forum:Vote for Top 10 of 2013]] with the maximum of ten votes will receive a template. [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 19:08, 21 January 2014 (UTC)
::::::IP 229, from now on, on behalf of [[Linda Lovelace]], every user with a y in their user name is now a candidate in the 2017 New Zealand Federal election. (Oddly, even though I've said that, I get the feeling it may not be true.) {{User:Puppy/sig3|08:31 21 Jan}}
:::::::Puppy, please post this on your user page now: {{Bat Fuck Insane}} [[Special:Contributions/209.197.139.164|209.197.139.164]] 22:55, 21 January 2014 (UTC)
::::::::I agree Puppy should update his userpage to include that template as fast as possible. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:40, 22 January 2014 (UTC)
:::::::::[[Redundant|Meh]]. {{User:Puppy/sig3|03:12 22 Jan}}
::::::::::I have an idea: {{BFIUser}}. Also, let me just post a random n00blet: {{n00blet}} [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 19:31, 22 January 2014 (UTC)
:::::::::::You put ''way'' too many colons. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140122193731}}
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::[[That's]] [[the]] [[whole]] [[motherfucking]] [[point]]! [[Tilde]] [[Tilde]] [[Tilde]] [[Tilde]] [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 20:11, 22 January 2014 (UTC)
Er, ok...but this time you made it go off the page. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140122203825}}

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Of course, I needed it to covery up [[swear words]], you {{Insulting words}]! [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 16:51, 23 January 2014 (UTC)
Ok, that's nice. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140123193510}}

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::But what about the top ten articles of 2013? [[Special:Contributions/209.221.90.250|209.221.90.250]] 19:00, 24 January 2014 (UTC)

== Please undo ==

You huffed my page [[Islamic llamas wearing hats]] while I was waiting for response from the Piss review. Could you please unhuff it until I could get some? [[User:God|God]] ([[User_talk:God|Questions about life]]) 06:38, 22 January 2014 (UTC)
:Hey, I restored your page. You should know that Pee Review isn't very active lately so you may be waiting quite awhile to get a review. A much better way to get other users to look at your work is to come onto [[UN:CHAT|the IRC channel]] and ask others for feedback. Good luck, -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 07:57, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Hi, me again, just wondering if my page could get unhiffed and moved under my userpage while I work on it when I can? thanks. [[User:God|God]] ([[User_talk:God|Questions about life]]) 22:24, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
:Ok, I moved it [[User:God/Islamic llamas wearing hats|here]]. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 07:49, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

==File:Beautiful girl.jpeg==
This file has been deleted？why？[[User:Cocoo|Cocoo]] ([[User talk:Cocoo|talk]]) 03:43, 23 January 2014 (UTC)
:I deleted your image because it appeared to be in breach of about three or four of our more serious policies. Please explain to me why you uploaded it and what you intended to do with it. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:37, 23 January 2014 (UTC)
:::It's hard to explain…,maybe I just want use It to decorate my user page,[[User:Cocoo|Cocoo]] ([[User talk:Cocoo|talk]]) 14:04, 23 January 2014 (UTC)
::::Apparently you can't use that image though - can't you use something else? {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140123145532}}
:::::Ya, you can't use that image to decorate your userpage. Uncyclopedia is a comedy website not an image hosting website. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:59, 23 January 2014 (UTC)
::::::Now I want to see that pic. Maybe it could be animated and replace the dancing bananas on my user page!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 13:13, 24 January 2014 (UTC)

== My article ==

Hello ZB,

You deleted my article.  Could you please email me the source so I can work on it?

Thank you,

--[[User:TheMillionRabbit|TheMillionRabbit]] ([[User talk:TheMillionRabbit|talk]]) 03:01, 1 February 2014 (UTC)
:Hi, I moved your article [[User:TheMillionRabbit/Hold Your Wii For A Wee contest|to your userspace]]. You can work on it there for as long as you'd like. I suggest you get some feedback from other users before moving it back into the mainspace. [[UN:CHAT|IRC]] is a good place to find other users to review your work. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:12, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

== PotY ==

While I would agree that someone who hasn't uploaded any images over the course of the year shouldn't be a contender for this award, you'll have to agree that I have been [[Special:ListFiles/Puppy|prolific]] in the uploads I have made. However, despite getting 100% of the vote for that award, I understand your rationale behind your decision, and accept it with [[User:Puppy/Fuck Zombiebaron|no ill will]]. {{User:Puppy/sig3|11:19 01 Feb}}
:A minimum of 5 votes is required to win any award. You're welcome. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:43, 1 February 2014 (UTC)
::Is that five votes for, or five votes in total? Or are we referring to five votes cast amongst all nominees? If there's only one nominee, and there are more against votes than for, but still a total of five votes, thereby they are in the lead, do they still win? Possibly odd questions, but it would be nice to see that the rules inside your mind are actually reflected in a written format somewhere. {{User:Puppy/sig3|12:28 02 Feb}}
:::Surely the five vote thing doesn't pertain to the yearly awards. The nomination for RadicalX of the Year was opened on or around January 1st, I nominated Puppy on the 7th, and the nomination was open all month. Won it fair but not square (kind of more oblong, with a rough edge). Puppy's win should stand as tall as the highest building, last as long as the pyramids of Egypt (well, some of them, those early ones eroded), and be as proud as a [[peacock]]. imnho. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 1:19 2-2-14
::::[[Forum:Reviving the drama about dead, useless awards|For your reading pleasure]]. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 02:44, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
:::::Thanks for the link. Completely missed that forum earlier. Validation made. Shame that awards can't be given due to a predominantly inactive voting populace. {{User:Puppy/sig3|04:47 02 Feb}}

== [[Uncyclopedia:Press Release - move from Wikia]] ==

There may be some wisdom in putting sysop only protection on this page. {{User:Puppy/sig3|07:32 03 Mar}}
:So then it would be less of an openly editable page? Sure, sounds good to me, and the thing shouldn't be edited anyway. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140303074926}}
::Done. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 08:12, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

==Zombiebaron==

I was wondering if you knew how to edit gifs? I'd like to have this image but without the frame and the wtf (to just keep the walking animal). Do you know how to do it and what program I could use? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:15, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
[[File:StFgOCr.gif]]
:[http://www.gimp.org GIMP]. Can take a little getting used to, but for 2D images (other than vector graphics) it's the best free software I've seen. {{User:Puppy/sig3|08:27 06 Mar}}
::I use Photoshop and sometimes Flash to edit gifs. I should be able to do this in an hour or two when I get home. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:30, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
:::Hey thanks guys for the info. I found a website that actually has different variations of the same one so I'll just use that (no need to edit it but I appreciate the offer zombiebaron). I use gimp a lot but I've never done a gif before. With a gif do you have to edit each frame or can you edit it as a package? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:37, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
::::I may have found a similar website:
http://media.giphy.com/media/k6sS3hwkb8l0Y/giphy.gif
::::[http://giphy.com/search/green-llama This] came from google search by image. With GIMP I just open the image as layers and adjust each layer individually. It's how I create most of the animated gifs I've done in the past. When you export/save as gif, it asks if you want to flatten image or save as animation. All the images in [[Game:Alone in the dark]] were created/modified with that. The only exception was the paper crane that I stole from a 3-D model site and just rotated ''x'' degrees, took a screenshot, and repeated, and then loaded all the individual shots as layers in GIMP. 
::::BB would be my go to guy for any more advanced photo manipulation though - the guy is a genius! {{User:Puppy/sig3|08:46 06 Mar}}
::::PS: Sorry ZB for the talk page hijack. What flash manipulation package do you use? {{User:Puppy/sig3|08:50 06 Mar}}
:::::The one with the breats is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. My friend and I right now are in tears. Thanks. Yes...I've give editing the gif a try in gimp. Thanks for the info. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:53, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

=={{U|Argylesocks}}==

Any particular reason you decided to give him autopatrolled? Is creating a user page enough for you to determine whether someone's gonna be trouble or not? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 22:10, 14 March 2014 (UTC)

Uh, actually forget about it. Is he TKF? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 22:12, 14 March 2014 (UTC)
:Yes I can confirm that it is TKF, we were talking on IRC last night. He doesn't have the password to his regular account. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:32, 14 March 2014 (UTC)

== DUMB UNREALATED SECTION HEADER ==
Hai zoomibiron. Pls mark meta-archiv for yr archives. DA big list at d tawp maeks my Google™ Nexus™ 7™ cry. Zoomibiron pls. Y u do dis. U ist gud zoomi rite? --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 04:31, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
:<youtube>0sTqJE4sdb0</youtube> -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:08, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
::*DungeonSiegeAddict510 dies
:: y
:: y u do dis zoomibiron? 
:: Y?
::zoomibiron, pls look intu ur zoomi hert, an c kindnes. pls zoomibiron
::ur mai favirt zoomi. --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 22:59, 20 March 2014 (UTC) PLS
:::<youtube>c3vowQat23o</youtube> -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:48, 21 March 2014 (UTC)
:::: zomibiryn, I ist shok.Ö. veri scured. Pls. --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 01:19, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

==Retroweek==

Hi Zombie. I'll compile a list of the articles to be re-featured. Could we start featuring them next Monday? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:55, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
:Sure I guess. I don't remember voting for RetroWeek this year, did I miss it? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:42, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
::You voted for boner and slender loris [[Forum:Retro_Week_Voting|here]]. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:54, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
:::But those votes are from [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum:Retro_Week_Voting&diff=prev&oldid=5713605 August 2013]. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:03, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
::::August 2013 + March 2014 :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:45, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
:::::So basically you just want to repeat last year's RetroWeek? Why not run a new nomination and voting round instead of reusing last years results? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 06:49, 11 April 2014 (UTC)
::::::We never got around to refeaturing the ones last year. So this is more of a combined 2013-2014. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 11:53, 11 April 2014 (UTC)
:::::::Oh I didn't realize that we didn't refeature them in August. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:08, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

==This image==
[[File:Cavitysearch.jpg|thumb|left]]

Is one of the best I've seen in centuries. Are you up for collaborating on an article inspired by it? I'm thinking a team of four would do nicely :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 15:41, 25 April 2014 (UTC)
:Sure. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:19, 27 April 2014 (UTC)

==Retro week begins today==

Monday is the first day. Could we put up some kind of notice to advertise the fact? It could link to the forum. [[Forum:Retro Week Starts Today]]. It would be appreciated. :)
:[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sitenotice&curid=572&diff=5758964&oldid=5755687 Done] -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 02:18, 28 April 2014 (UTC)
::Hot! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 08:05, 29 April 2014 (UTC)
:::Zombie could you please change today's feature (Tuesday) to [[Slender Loris]]? Cheers. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 14:05, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

==Hiding the expiry and reason dropdowns on [[Special:Block]]==
Since you had some code for this that stopped working, I fiddled around and found that this code seems to work:
<pre>
select#mW-input-wpExpiry,
select#mW-input-wpReason {
	display: none;
}
</pre>
Also, whatever happened to the add topic tab on this page? You didn't mean to get rid of it, did you? {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140507042958}}
:[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Zombiebaron&oldid=2882269 Several years ago I tried to institute a policy on my talkpage where new topics went on top]. I removed the add topic tab to try to deter people from putting new things at the bottom of the page. Eventually I gave up but never added back the add topic tab because I like it this way. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:21, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

==Administrator Criteria==
Hi, Zombiebaron. I'm new to uncyclopedia and i'm wondering: '''What are The criteria for adminship?''' <tt>[[User:Alphaslucas|<span style="font-size:110%;letter-spacing:1px;text-shadow:1px -1px 1px Green;">Alphaslucas</span>]] <sup style="font-size:80%;">[[User_talk:Alphaslucas|talk]]</sup></tt> 03:55, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
:There are no real criteria for being an admin. Typically the community elects users to be admins that have already spent a considerable amount of time maintaining the site. If you want to get started I suggest you keep an eye on [[Special:RecentChanges]] and list any shitty new pages you see on [[QVFD]]. You can report people who are disrupting the site on [[UN:BP]], and older pages that are shitty should get deleted via [[VFD]]. You should also check out [[UN:CHAT|IRC]] because that's where most of the admins and users hang out on a daily basis. Good luck. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:11, 5 June 2014 (UTC)
::In general you should also have a pretty small sausage or rack if you want to become an admin. There's no real way to test this but we just assume that if you apply to be an admin you are not well endowed. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 19:48, 5 June 2014 (UTC)
:::I'm not very well endowed... --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 20:45, 5 June 2014 (UTC)

== #uncyclopedia ==

May I please be unbanned? It's been a long time, and I promise I've changed. So could you please unban me? --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 03:36, 11 June 2014 (UTC)
:I think I second this request, though I'm not entirely sure of it and I suspect having me endorse such a thing could be considered a reason not to do it. I'm like one of those Martians who considers it a great wrongness to lock anyone up for any reason. I'd probably unblock everyone and bust down all the prisons if I didn't know it would get me crucified. Always fear of the unknown, isn't it? {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140611142237}}

== ban me please ==

Hi Zombiebaron, would like a self ban for part blanking a talk page and blanking an entire article. Thanks [[User:Gabriel Turner|Gabriel Turner]] ([[User talk:Gabriel Turner|talk]]) 21:14, 11 June 2014 (UTC)
:This is, er, {{querylink|Special:Log/block|qs=page=User:Gabriel+Turner|no longer necessary}}. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140611233029}}

==HMC==

[[File:Hmc2014.jpg|thumb]] Your topic for the competition is <big>'''The British Board of Health and Safety's revised edition of the Ten Commandments'''</big>

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

HAVE FUN!

--{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 18:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

== [[UN:POOP]] ==
Hi, can I please have the application form to join this lounge as a Smith? Thanks. [[User:Gabriel Turner|Gabriel Turner]] ([[User talk:Gabriel Turner|talk]]) 19:09, 14 June 2014 (UTC)
:I think this isn't happening. I talked to Zombiebaron on irc and he seems to think you're not ready. Maybe try again in, oh, about another month, say, after you've made a chunk more edits. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140618040549}}

==Site notice and locking articles==

Hi Zombie (or any other admin online)

Could you please change the site notice to something like "Happy Monkey Competition is over". See here as scores slowly come in

you can link that to: [[User:Shabidoo/Happy_Monkey_2014_Scoring]]

Also could you please lock the articles that were written on the fork please? If you don't have time to look at which articles are on the fork then I'll send you a list tomorrow with the names of the articles that need locking.

Unfortunately I'm on the road so I can't log in until tomorrow

THAAAAANKS --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 17:17, 16 June 2014 (UTC)
:Here is the list:
#[[User:Cat the Colourful/Brazil (Film)]]
#[[User:Aleister/Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun]]
#[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/The British Board of Health and Safety's Revised Edition of the Ten Commandments]]
#[[User:Kip the Dip/Norf Zog]]
#[[User:RAHB/My Week Without Porn]]
#[[User:Matthlock/The Nun with the Astral Habit]]
#[[User:Jesus F Christ/Death to Cookie Monster]]
#[[User:Hyperbole/Buses (song)]]
#[[User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it]]

{{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:45, 17 June 2014 (UTC)
::Hey pals. Since Zombie hasn't been seen anywhere in the past two days, I think you should just ask another admin to lock the articles and change the site notice. Bureaucracy these days, am I right? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 03:23, 18 June 2014 (UTC)
:::Right-o, I'll get on it right now.. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:45, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

==Shop request==
I would like [http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01910459cdba970c-500wi this image] to have the text '''"One night of "experimenting" and now I'm going to hell. Buttsex not even once."''' put over it in a parody of [http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/061/182/Sex.jpg "Meth. Not even once."] Thank. {{User:Frosty/sig3}}  08:22, 30 June 2014 (UTC)
:[[:File:MontanaButtsex.png|Here you go]] -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 09:16, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

== [[MediaWiki:Webchat-header]] ==

I understand you took issue with my addition to that page. I can see why you thought I was 'slapping in my personal agenda' (which I arguably was), but that was not my intent. In the forum I suggested adding a warning to the page about people who post shock images, as a compromise - since there seemed to be no clear consensus on what to do - and you appeared to agree with my idea. I was merely trying to implement that idea. If you don't think my wording was appropriate, would you be so kind as to give me an idea of how I can make it better, or maybe come up with an entirely different warning yourself?

...unless that wasn't what you were referring to at all; Frosty said something to me about how you were telling him about my slapping my personal agenda into a MediaWiki message, and that's all I can think of. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140713033640}}
:[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3AWebchat-header&diff=5770670&oldid=5770657 I already changed the warning] to what I believe is a more accurate representation of the issue. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:09, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

== Jimbo in the Sky with Dimonds ==
{| style="float: right;"
|[[File:Lucy 2014 film poster.jpg|thumb|right]]
|[[File:JIMBO 2014 film poster.png|thumb|right]]
|}
Here's a little potatochop request. The Lucy poster to the right needs to be parodied to have Jimmy Wales' face in place of Scarlett Johansson, and it needs to read "JIMBO". I suppose the tag could be ''"The average Wikipedian uses 100% of their brain capacity. Imagine what he could do if he became 10% of Wikipedia."'' {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>16:22, Jul. 16, 2014</small>

{{-}}
===Manischewitz Fun===
[[File:Manditory Fun.jpg|thumb|right]]
Here's a bit more difficult request, but I'm asking you because I have faith in your skills. (But mostly because it's too awkward to ask r/picrequests.) As you know, Weird Al Yankovic came out with a new album this week, and his releasing a new music video every day as a promotional gimmick. Well I thought it would be funny if the "he's such a nice guy" goof ball were behind all the horrible shit that's going down in the Middle East right now. He set it up so people would be depressed, desire silly, light-hearted escapism and buy his album. 

Considering it has a Soviet theme, I envision an Israel theme. Draped in blue instead of red, with Israeli flags, tanks, etc. Al can even look somewhat stereotypically Jewish. (But not nearly [[:File:OscarWildenstein.png|Oscar Wilde Jewish]].) To top it off, the funniest name I can think of is "Manischewitz Fun". {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>10:00, Jul. 18, 2014</small>

:What do mean by this Kip? {{User:MagicBus/sig7}} 22:28, 18 July 2014 (UTC)

== So... ==

You grew up nicely. What was it like spending so long on Uncyclopedia, including certain key developmental years? Do tell. The clipboard awaits.

In truth I don't know what I'm talking about either. -— [[User:Lyrithya|Lyrithya]] [[User talk:Lyrithya|༆]] 18:10, 18 July 2014 (UTC)

==WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HORSE DICKS?!==
Don't be an ignorant guy who doesn't accept how great horse dicks are. You are stupid, and ignorant, and a horsedickhater and that makes you bad. You are bad, and thick. Take that in whatever way you want to. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig3}} 01:33, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
:8===3 --[[User:Argylesocks|Argylesocks]] ([[User talk:Argylesocks|talk]]) 06:47, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
:You're thick like a horse cock {{User: Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sigsig|06:50, Tuesday 05 August 2014}}
::Horse Cocks FTW!-- {{User:XReaper/sig}} 06:51, 6 August 2014 (UTC)

==[[User:TheRealSexyFluttershy]]==
Hi Zombiebaron! Just a question: are you sure a one day ban for welcoming users with no contributions is not too harsh? In my opinion, The Fluttershy is quite to new to this site, and even if he's been warned before about not doing such a thing, it only shows that he's willing to help but doesn't know how. I also don't think that such welcome messages do any harm to Uncyclopedia, even if the welcomed users won't make a single edit to this site. Anyway, I might not be aware of all your arguments and so I might be entirely wrong!

Another thing, well done with [[UnBooks:Holmes On Homes]]! Very funny and great pictures! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:27, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
:Hi Anton. I'm glad you like my UnBook, hopefully I will be making more soon. TheRealSexyFluttershy has been active on IRC for quite awhile and has experience with several other wikis. I warned him on IRC at least twice about welcoming users without contributions before banning him so I don't think it is harsh at all. The problem with welcoming users without edits is that most of them are spambots and welcoming them just increases the amount of spam and is not helpful at all. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 10:58, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
::I guess so. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:04, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

==Zombie==

Are you an eskimo? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:52, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

:No, he is a king eskimo. {{User:TheRealSexyFluttershy/sig}} 00:37, 12 August 2014 (UTC)

== Boner Bounty ==

Do you approve of https://horseboners.exposed? {{User:XReaper/sig}} 12:26, 16 August 2014 (UTC)

==[[Freemasons]]==
The deletion of this article was a misunderstanding. It was not new, but it was not good either. I shortened it down to a few sections and rewrote those, but had to take a month off. When I came back the article was still rather short and unfinished, so I decided to place a Construction tag on it because I couldn't make any imminent changes. Now, I see that the tag has expired and I've made no edits whatsoever.

But I would still like to keep on working on this, and furthermore, if the article was put back, I will try to add to it as soon as possible. I know that normally such articles would be restored into author's userspace, but as it was in mainspace previously and shouldn't have left it if not for my edits, so, in my opinion, it will be fair to put in mainspace with the construction tag still on. However, I trust your judgement, and will rely on you to make the final decision. Could you, please, read the deleted version and see where it should go? Thank you and sorry for this accident! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:11, 26 August 2014 (UTC)
:I have [[User:Anton199/Freemasons|moved the article to your userspace]]. Please do not misuse {{tl|construction}} like this. It is a tag for new articles that are being actively worked on. In this case you should have moved a copy of the page to your userspace instead of tagging it. In any case it's all been sorted now. I don't really have any suggestion for improving the article, it is short and shitty. Good luck improving it and if you have any image requests let me know. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:00, 27 August 2014 (UTC)
::Ok, thank you! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:53, 27 August 2014 (UTC)

== Poop ==
Hi, can I please have the application form to join this lounge as a Smith? Thanks. [[User:Gabriel Turner|Gabriel Turner]] ([[User talk:Gabriel Turner|talk]]) 12:24, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

==[[User:Shabidoo/Celestial Objects friendly competition that shabidoo will win and everyone else will dance the mashpotato|Come out of your slumber Zombiebaron]]==

...I miss your presence on the site! And fresh new articles written by you! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 03:07, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
:Hey Shabidoo! I was without a home and thus without internet the month of September. I am finally all moved into a new place though so I should be here much more often now. I am always on IRC if you want to talk. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:40, 15 October 2014 (UTC)

==Boo!!!==
gay fag is back. boo {{User:Frosty/sig3}}  05:51, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
::Hey Frosty hrey {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''19:31 10.15.14'''</small>
:Yes hello. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:32, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
== Hrey ==
Do you even hrey {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''10:23 10.15.14'''</small>
:Yes hello. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:32, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
::Hello! {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''20:10 10.15.14'''</small>
:::Hi. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:06, 16 October 2014 (UTC)
::::This is getting kinda redundant. {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''21:38 10.16.14'''</small>

==bad gerry==
hey zombiebaron, i was a bad boy and forgot to do anything about an article i tagged as construction. could you resurrect [[Taurus]] to my userspace? sorry for the extra gruntwork. {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 04:03, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
:[[User:Gerrycheevers/Taurus|Frosty has done it]] -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 08:48, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
On the same topic, could you, please, resurrect [[Opinion]] in my userspace? I liked several parts of this article and would like to work on it. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:12, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
:[[User:Anton199/Opinion|Here you go]] -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:48, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
::you! Thank {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:51, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

== why was sovereign state huffed ==
pls zb {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''22:10 10.20.14'''</small>
:I don't really see the purpose of making a redirect to a disambig page. Also it was a nonsensical redirect. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:56, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
::Ok. {{User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5}}  <small>'''19:30 10.21.14'''</small>

==[[Solar flares]]==
You helped to get [[solar flares]] featured. As a reward, here's a dope picture of a solar flare. You can totally make it your desktop background [[or something]].
[[File:Magnificent_CME_Erupts_on_the_Sun_-_August_31.jpg|center|500 px]]
Thanks for your vote! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 01:08, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
:You're welcome! -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:46, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

==Hello! My favorite zombie==

It seems your attention is required [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!|here]] and [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Samsung|here]]. My article is good in my view, but I think at least {{u|Nikau}}'s article is great. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}}  17:08, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
:What? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:35, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
::I mean every author likes a little constructive criticism :) {{User:Mattsnow/sig}}  17:47, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
:::There's not really much to say or else I would have said it when I voted. I didn't like the articles. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:25, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
::::I respect that, but it's pretty useless to me in these times with no pee review. Back in the day someone (probably Under User) would have been there to offer a 2nd in depth opinion if needs be, but now it's the place of VFH to do that. It's like was it a problem with the style (probably not because you liked [[Cherry]]) or the content or another issue, because the first would be a major headache for all concerned and the second is a quick fix with no stress at all. Right now we're flying blind because there's no place to send articles if they fail VFH without any constructive criticism (hence Anton posting below). --[[User:Nikau|Nikau]] ([[User talk:Nikau|talk]]) 16:00, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
:::::I really don't like being harassed because of how I vote. If this is the way everyone who votes against articles on VFH gets treated it's clear why so many are hesitant to speak up. Please just accept that I did not find your article funny and move on with your life. If you're looking for people to give you constructive criticism try IRC. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:20, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
::::::That's cool, I appreciate what you do too :) {{User:Mattsnow/sig}}  08:00, 25 October 2014 (UTC)

==VFH==
Hey Zombie! I really appreciate your work to keep VFH, VFD and plenty of other things running. This is hard, monotonous and people rarely give you the proper credit for doing that, taking it for granted that someone should be doing all the routine. So thank you very much, once again!

I just had a few comments. As you know, being a very prominent featured author yourself, VFH is a very important place for writers. There are very few things more encouraging than a feature and even less, that are more discouraging than a failed nomination of your article. Recently, two of my articles - [[Brittany]] and [[A letter about Megan Fox]] - failed, while being one vote and tww votes away from being featured, respectively. I understand that both of them have been there for ages, but they were very close to the main page, nevertheless, and what was even more disappointing is that only yesterday I copy-edited [[A letter about Megan Fox]], which could have removed the concerns of those who voted against it, but couldn't submit the new version before now.

Of course, this isn't the end and I will be able to re-nominate them again in a while, but it's going to take a tremendous amount of efforts to get as many votes and even more than the first time, while, before the nomination failed, I needed approximately one user to remove his objection on the nomination page, to feature this work. Sorry for such a long message, and I hope you understand my point.

Sincerely, {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:26, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
:Good luck with the renominations. I recommend drumming up support for your VFH nominations on IRC, it has always worked well for me in the past. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:16, 24 October 2014 (UTC)

==[[Forum:Parody of the Wikipedia banner (urgent!)|Wikipedia banner parody]]==
Could I, please, direct your attention to [[Forum:Parody of the Wikipedia banner (urgent!)]]? Your help is needed! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:41, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

==ZOMBIEBARON==
[[File:Michael Myers kills Wal Mart customer.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Zombiebaron?{{User:The Woodburninator/sig3}} 14:53, 6 November 2014 (UTC)]]
[[File:MammogramGraphic.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Zombiebaron. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 06:39, 7 November 2014 (UTC)]]
[[File:Minotaur10.jpg|thumb|300px|center|{{Zombiebaron}} {{User:The Woodburninator/sig3}} 02:58, 10 November 2014 (UTC)]]
[[File:Wegro.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron! -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:09, 10 November 2014 (UTC)]]
[[File:Squiggle interviews benson.PNG|thumb|300px|center|ZombieBARON! ZombieBaron! Zom-bieBaron! ZombieBARON! ZombieBaron! Zom-bieBaron!  Ohhh! Write me Zombiebaron! Ohhh! Write me Zombiebaron! {{User:The Woodburninator/sig3}} 01:48, 11 November 2014 (UTC)]]

==Hey bro!==
[[File:Last of us.jpg]]
Could you take the bottom banner off this picture? (More awesome pictures....) That would be appreciated, thanks {{User:Mattsnow/sig}}  13:09, 8 November 2014 (UTC)
[[File:LastOfUsLittleBig.jpg|center]]
:How's this? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:01, 8 November 2014 (UTC)
::Absolutely awesome, didn't think you'd remove the other little banner. Thanks :D {{User:Mattsnow/sig}}  20:03, 8 November 2014 (UTC)
:::No problem. I really hate when people put stuff like that on pictures, I doubt "BreakBrunch" are even the original artists. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:00, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

==Re-feature queue==
If you want, you can go to [[Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate]] and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 20:22, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

==Judging The Aristocrat's==
I wanted to judge the aristocrat's jokes for the turkey day ball because I'm writing a bad taste article, so asked RAHB if he'd be able to swap; he replied that he'd accidentally written an aristocrat's joke anyway so it'd make sense. RAHB suggested you'd like to know why I'm about to change the judges, so I'm just letting you know. --'''[[User:Everyotherusernamewastaken|EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken]]'''([[User talk:Everyotherusernamewastaken|get dtf]]) 01:44, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
:Yup, thanks for letting me know. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:33, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
::There was always little chance that you'd be executed over it! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 16:06, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

==Aristocrat's Ball==
Can we delay the deadline for the competition another week? Right now, there are only two entries in the bad taste category, three in the artistocrats category, and zero for the images. I'm sure I can finish my articles by the 12th but it would be better if I could have a little more time to work on them and also see if more people will get into the holiday spirit and start writing something for the competition. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 07:09, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
:I've extended the submission period by a week. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:16, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

==About [[Uncharted: Sony's Fortune]]==
Could you move it back to my userspace, please? Thanks. {{User:Scofield/sig2}} 16:42, 9 December 2014 (UTC)
:More like... UNSHARTED. AMIRITE? --{{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig 3}} 17:50, 9 December 2014 (UTC)

==Quick Question==

Do you have any idea who {{u|Bucknut4}} was? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 08:08, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

==Imagery Extravaganza 2015?==
Hi ZB. Do you think your Imagery Extravaganza might make a return this year? I always thought it was a neat concept and seems like a natural contest to promote on deviantART or Facebook. Hope you had a happy holiday. :) [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] ([[User talk:MadMax|talk]]) 06:52, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

:I also ran across TKF's Uncyclopedia Retrospective project. It's a great idea especially as we're coming up on the site's 10th anniversary. I'd love to help if I can. Do you know if he's been able to contact anybody? Please give him my best. [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] ([[User talk:MadMax|talk]]) 07:28, 5 January 2015 (UTC)
::Max, I happen to know a few things about TKF's project. [[User:Trar|Trar]] was probably the last user who passed TKF's interview (this happened this summer). I emailed him too to take part in the project, but TKF got very busy and soon left Uncyclopedia. Mattsnow has also contacted him on the same topic, but I don't know if he received an answer. The history is [[User_talk:Argylesocks|here]] and maybe in several archives. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:59, 5 January 2015 (UTC)
::No, I don't really plan to ever run an Imagery Extravaganza again unless there are some real changes on the site. The participation in content creation contests has been steadily decreasing; the first Imagery Extravaganza wasn't even very well received, probably due to a lack of people with an interest in photo manipulation. I have no idea what TKF is doing but I don't think the Retrospective will be done for our anniversary. If you'd like to get in touch with TKF I recommend [[Special:EmailUser/TKF|emailing him]]. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:07, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

:I'm sorry to hear that. I might be taking a Photoshop course this summer and was hoping to take a crack at it someday. ;) Hopefully things will pick up this year. [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] ([[User talk:MadMax|talk]]) 04:47, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
::Oh that's cool. There's always VFP and the Goa Tse Award at the Turkey Ball, I think that's probably plenty of opportunity for new potatochoppers to cut their teeth, not to mention all the [[Template:AAP|articles without pictures]]. If you've got any questions I'd love to help you out (same goes for anybody else interested in potatochoppery that may be reading this). -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:42, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
==IRC==
I tried to log onto the IRC a couple of hours ago, but it said I was banned. Is there any reason for this? Did you do something worthy of penalization? And what do I need to do to be forgiven and unbanned? (I asked you first because you're a trustworthy guy) {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 12:29, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
:Seems you asked this 4 days ago and I missed it. I saw you on IRC so can I assume this issue was resolved? I'm not aware of you being banned on IRC currently. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 07:23, 10 February 2015 (UTC)
::If you saw me on IRC, it probably wasn't me. In fact, I logged on just a couple of minutes ago and I saw again what I've been saying for the past four days:
::''[21:15] == #uncyclopedia Cannot join channel (+b) - you are banned''
::So what's the dealio? I'm thinking I should talk to somebody else about this (too), maybe Banzaikitten. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 05:22, 11 February 2015 (UTC)
:::Yeah I think you should definitely talk to somebody else about this, probably Frosty. I took a look at the IRC ban list (it's publicly available though I'm not sure how your specific client works) which says that Frosty banned you on Monday February 2nd. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:40, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

== Store stuff ==

You might be able to say more on this, since I have no idea anymore: [[Forum:Shipping_from_Venus]]. -— [[User:Lyrithya|Lyrithya]] [[User talk:Lyrithya|༆]] 21:44, 4 June 2015 (UTC)
:Ok. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:58, 9 June 2015 (UTC)

== Why I stayed at Wikia ==
I knew Wikia would never close one of their established wikis, no matter how bad it got. I disagreed that having a vandalized version of the wiki was a good idea and didn't want to leave a site in ruins that was still top in search results thanks in part to the content warning stating the word humor or satire before entering any page. Not that it made the warning any less annoying. Oddly enough, wackypedia, the old illogicopedia site is worse in terms of content than this wikia free site, and they never censored or took down the ascii sex art there. 

Now that the sites are the same in search results, I find myself demotivated to do anything on either site. For one thing, my laptop's n key doesn't work at all anymore. So Iam writing this on the iPad mini that wikia gave me just for visiting their headquarters and giving them feedback on potential site changes. Unfortunately tablets tend to be suited more for tweeting than writing articles - the four tilde thing is a pain on an iPad or iPhone without a keyboard case. I did get a keyboard case, but lost its charger so not too helpful anymore. 

I get tired of Spikes attitude too, and it provides an excuse for my fiancé not to write at wikia. But he won't
Write here either because some of the boobs and butt humor just seems too adolescent to those of us in our 40's. I haven't visited this site a lot lately because it seems like people here are running out of creativity and ideas. I honestly hope this changes. I'm also not happy that Romartus was banned for speaking his mind, though not surprised. Whenever you shake up the order of things by presenting a viewpoint opposite to the established one, you risk getting kicked out. This is true in politics, in the corporate world, and on wikis which have their own politics and forums too. I think this is why Romartus wanted to present that point of view in a setting where it was considered the accepted viewpoint. Just my 2 1/2 cents. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 19:07, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
:Hey Sims! Haven't seen you in awhile, glad you're still doing well despite not having a proper computer. We always knew that Wikia was unwilling to shut down their copy of the site, that was never a question in anybody's mind. I personally wanted to try an experiment I call "Forest Fire Forever" which is basically just Forest Fire Week on a massive scale. If 75% of pages were deleted it would create space for that site to become something new and radically different. I felt the two sites competing would be bad for both of us and so it would be better in the long run to become two different versions of a similar thing. I never intended to leave the Wikia site, but after we announced the new site the atmosphere there became very toxic, while over here things were calm and pastoral. Luckily though it seems SPIKE realized the same thing as me and he has been working on changing the Wikia site to be something different, I only wish I could help him speed up the process. 
:I don't watch the Wikia site at all these days so I don't know if you guys have drama, but I've started to realize lately that we have had almost none here since the move. People with different points of view is what makes Uncyclopedia interesting. I was present in IRC when Romartus was banned and it was not something we took lightly. He has been harassing people on this site with no provocation for quite awhile and hasn't made a single constructive edit here. He doesn't like us and doesn't want to be part of our community, so it's probably best for everyone involved if he just doesn't edit here anymore. As with any ban he is free to email the admin who banned him ({{u|Mr-ex777}}) and appeal. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:49, 29 June 2015 (UTC)













== stop being senstitive ==

i make the votes to deop zombiebaron forum but the banzai delete it so stop being senstitive and grow testacles and learn to be nice like tkfeck {{unsigned|153.139.108.78}}
:ok -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:47, 2 July 2015 (UTC)

==Happymonkeytopic==

Mr. Zombie. Do please send a topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com

Chars!

{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 19:04, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
:Zombiebaron has been AFK from IRC for a while. Not sure where he may have run off to. {{User:The Woodburninator/sigadmin}} 20:23, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
::Too bad :(

==Happy Monkey Time!!!==

[[File:Hm2015.png|thumb|right|350px]]

Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.

Your topic is:

'''<big><big>Inappropriately Designed Light Fixtures </big></big>'''

Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:53, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
:Hey Shabidoo! Sorry I missed this year's contest, I was out camping in the woods. Next year! -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:10, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
::Shit, is it Canadian Raping Season already? -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
:::Not quite yet but Zombiebaron likes to get set up early. {{User:Banzaikitten/sig}}  09:44, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
::::Zombie...you say you are the Canadian princess...but...while it is true that Canada has a royal princess...I have my doubts that it is you. Someone gives me the eerie impression that you actually live in El Salvador on a banana plantation. The thing is...I don't know if you are the slave labourer watering the banana plants...or if you are the junta holding the semi-automatic guns threatening the labourers to water the plants faster and do better. I have my doubts. {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 10:26, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
:Anyhoo, I for one am disappointed not to have seen ZB's taken on Inappropriately Designed Light Fixtures. I'm tempted to try tackling that one myself, maybe as an accompanying piece to [[The_Phallic_School_of_Architecture]]? -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
::Just did a quick google search of "dick lamp" and was not disappointed. This topic needs to be done by somebody. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 14:25, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
:::Why did I get some shitty reference to Michael Jackson when this was on the table? And worst still, didn't get used... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
::::And no one did my pantie raid topic either, which should have been fun. {{User:The Woodburninator/sigadmin}} 14:29, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
: Feel free to [[User:Mhaille/Inappropriately_Designed_Light_Fixtures|contribute]]... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}

==IRC==
Zombie, I waited for you mostly to tell you that I realize a lot of pointless things have been said (mostly by me) and to give you [http://pastebin.com/9kXzAJb8 this link]. You can choose to answer it or not, I understand if after two days of discussing the same thing it got onto your nerves, I just wanted to give a brief and clear answer to the question you raised yesterday. And whether you answer or not, I won't be hunting you for that anymore, on IRC or elsewhere. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 23:15, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
::What a waste of everyone's time and energy. To me the question should be, "What would be bad about x being an admin?" If the answer to that question is "nothing", what is the problem? The site has a couple of dozen active users, if I don't feature something the front page is often left bare-arsed, so why wouldn't another diligent admin be welcomed? Not only that, this kind of fucking around with established users could cause a rage quit, and instead of having another admin we'd have one less Uncyclopedian. Whether there was a "consensus" or just some votes in favour is moot; plenty of people have been made admin with a lot less. [[User:Leverage|Leverage]] ([[User talk:Leverage|talk]]) 12:53, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
:::Seconded. {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 17:21, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
::::Thirded. {{User:GrammarFegelein/sig2}} 17:41, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
:::::I'm not sure why you all are here on my talkpage seconding and thirding things. I have already explained in great detail to Anton why I deopped him. I will lay it all out here just so there is a record on the wiki. First of all, we have never accepted selfnoms for admin as legitimate. Nobody except an admin can know if somebody will make a good admin. This "rule" was relaxed very recently to op Woodburinator in an elaborate multifaceted joke<!---which was only funny because he didn't want to be an admin--->. Now sure, reform can be good, but the whole reason we have a VFS process is so that we aren't constantly inundated with people asking to be admins. If you truly think we need more admins why not have a proper VFS to determine the actual best candidate instead of just the first candidate to put themselves forward? A major feature of the VFS process is that massive community support is required before anybody is made an admin. At the time he was opped Anton had a score of 0. This really speaks more to the judgement of TKF, who has recently returned from an extended sabbatical. I have been waiting for TKF to come on IRC so I can talk with him about why he opped Anton, but he hasn't been around. I have explained to Anton that I have nothing against him and really look forward to some of his proposed upgrades to the site, but he certainly doesn't need to be an admin to promote positive change on the site. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:33, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
::::::I'm inclined to agree with Mr Zombles, part of the idea of creating the VFS process was to have a relatively fair "election" where the opinions of both the existing admins AND the wider community was listened to. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}

Hi Zombie! I support the statement that we discussed this in great detail on IRC, but the reason I came here was that I couldn't catch you after we finished our talk because it turned out I missed a lot of things. One of my points (that I forgot to state on IRC) was that Leverage is doing a great job running VFH and the feature queue, but there are still days when the main page is either empty or has Oscar's picture on it, as a placeholder. Last year we discussed the idea of the re-feature queue, agreed with Mr Mralco and even implemented it. However right now I can find no one on IRC or elsewhere who'd volunteer to bring this thing back on its feet and needless to say that'd be a great solution to the empty main page. That's just one example.

Concerning VFS, I am in doubts as to whether you are referring to the actual [[VFS]] process (which according to even your words we seem to have abandonned; I searched for them, but couldn't find any, but I did find RAHB who expressed himself [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk:RAHB&diff=next&oldid=5728764 similarly]) or if it's just a designation for any votes for admins held at the Village Dump, which I might as well start right now. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 22:09, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
:Yes, we moved away from doing admin votes on the actual VFS page because in those days we had a monthly vote on wether or not we needed ops and those votes grew redundant. As things currently stand I don't actually remember the process that was last agreed upon, but there is at least one huge forum page where loads of people all proposed different ways of running a VFS and one was chosen and used. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:20, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
::[[Forum:Long-term reforms of adminship?|I am currently working on a few proposals.]] Your input would be really appreciated! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 23:25, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
:::Ok I went on an adventure through the Village Dump archives and found some useful links for you. [[Forum:Do you want this?|Here is the huge forum where we discussed different VFS methods]], and eventually we chose [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum:A_forum_where_a_lot_of_voting_(and_inevitably_circle_jerking)_will_take_place the method outlined at the top of this page]. I personally think that opping ''everybody'' who got over 5 was a mistake, and that part of the process needs to be changed, but overall I think that is how a VFS should be run. There is also [[Forum:New VFS|this]] which lead to [[Forum:New Admin!|this]]. Notice that opping llwy was proposed by Aleister and the score is massive and unmistakable. Hope this helps, -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:46, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
::::Thanks, it does. I agree that the +5 point should have limitations to it, too (which is one of the points of ny forum). By the way, on an unrelated note, why wasn't Aleister opped? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 00:17, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
:::::Aleister has declined every time he has been nominated. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:14, 10 August 2015 (UTC)

==adminning==

thanks for your reply. i thought i'd better reply here rather than there, cos that page is getting kind of chaotic: if we did that page about adminn duties, where would be the best place to put it? As a template to leave on new admin's talk pages? Any better ideas? --[[User:Leverage|Leverage]] ([[User talk:Leverage|talk]]) 10:02, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
:Leverage, your page looks great. Just so you know, Zombie and I have collaborated on [[User:Anton199/Feature]], which is a guide on how to deal with VFH. I think a good idea would be to have your general guide at [[Uncyclopedia:Adminning]] or something like that and then make subpages for every difficult task, that needs to be explained in detail (such as [[Uncyclopedia:Adminning/VFH]]). ZB and Leverage, what do you think? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:46, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
:::Excellent. I was actually thinking that a subpage on the featuring process would be good, and you guys did it already. So when we are all happy with the context and locations and stuff, I will put a link under my feature point. --[[User:Leverage|Leverage]] ([[User talk:Leverage|talk]]) 12:34, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
::::Done! You can link it! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:47, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
:::::Yes I think the Uncyclopedia namespace is the best pace for this. I will be updating what I see on the guide currently. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:28, 14 August 2015 (UTC)

==Would you know the cause==
Of me not being able to connect to the IRC? It says I am banned, but as far as I know I was never informed of it prior to it, when the decision was made or a posteriori. I don't know by whom or for what reason, so I apologize if I am talking to the wrong person. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 23:32, 16 August 2015 (UTC)
:I don't see you on the channel banlist. Try joining again and if it doesn't work send me a PM. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:19, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
::Sorry, it was fixed. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:24, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

By the way, if you don't object, could you leave the latest noms hang there for a while? I have a very good feeling about some of them. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:21, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
:IRC doesn't have noms so I really don't know what you're talking about. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:37, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

==The queue==
Ok, so it seems your date is conflicting with another article. Broken Britain is supposed to be featured on August 20, so I guess August 22 should be the date for Nuclear Football. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:32, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
:Ok -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:36, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

==Redirecting articles==
Question: let's say there are two articles about the same thing, but with different names (e.g. [[Wapanese]] and [[otaku]]). Once the content between the two articles has been moved to one article, should the other just be redirected? Or should there be a VFD and have the history cleared, THEN redirect it?--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 19:45, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
:If you would like to merge two article into one and make the other title redirect there that is perfectly acceptable. Generally we vote on VFD before completely scrapping content, so if one of the articles has nothing of value just list it on VFD and make it a redirect if the vote passes. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:49, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
::I've migrated the content from [[otaku]] into [[Wapanese]] that I felt was worth keeping. Since I feel the otaku article has some good stuff, should I just put a redirect rather than set up a VFD and blank the history in addition to the redirect?--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 20:09, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
:::I've gone ahead and made the redirect for you. Good work! -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:56, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

==[[Sailor Moon]]==
This is an article I worked on a lot on the Wikia Uncyc, before bringing it over here. Could you take a look at it and see if it has issues that need fixing, or perhaps some additions?--[[User:EpicWinner|EpicWinner]] ([[User talk:EpicWinner|talk]]) 21:42, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
:I fixed some redlinks. It seems like an ok article. I'd suggest adding to the parts that look like lists and making them more paragraphy. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:48, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
::That article is too factual. For a minute I was actually learning about Sailor Moon. {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">09:58, 1 September 2015</span>

== Hey Jerk! ==

{{PN|Admin}}
You got this award like 8 years ago, remember? {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">09:55, 26 September 2015</span>
:I barely remember a week ago, let alone 8 years. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:02, 26 September 2015 (UTC)
::How old are you now, like 10? You used to call me [[GILF|ewwy old lady]]. {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">18:30, 26 September 2015</span>

[[File:SwimsuitSnowModel.png|center|700px|thumb|Remember when you spent at least 15 minutes masking this photo?]]

{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">10:22, 20 October 2015</span>

==Relax==
It was a joke, but do you remember when you touched Paul Bellini?  Was it hard, or was it soft? {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">00:07, 22 October 2015</span>

==Chilly says hello==
Hey remember me? You were there when I made http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Why_did_the_Olipro_cross_the_road XD. I hope you are well. I dropped by to say hello! XD [[User:Chilly99|Chilly99]] ([[User talk:Chilly99|talk]]) 00:47, 3 November 2015 (UTC)
:Haha what a classic. Glad you're doing well bud -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:36, 3 November 2015 (UTC)

==WINNER==

[[File:AristocratTurkey01.png|left|200px]] Congrats. You bribed your way to winning the image competition...once again. I never get tired of these clandestine blackmail visits of yours. My loins are aching for the next visit. {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:01, 12 January 2016 (UTC)

==[[Niggers]]==
For this article, I'd like to fix the formatting a bit (change "Footnotes" from a "3." section to a "2." section), add an image box for the picture of the mascot, move the team manager's quote there, and make the KKK joke less obvious.

==1st April 2016 Frontpage==

Good one. The Spoon is for Cruz. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:38, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
:Thanks glad you like it. I can't seem to find your pro-Cruz reskin, but I'm sure it's a laugh riot. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:36, 1 April 2016 (UTC)

== Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?  ==


[[File:Dogcool.jpeg|right|thumb|200px|Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol]] 
<big>Super awesome happy "[[Forum:Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!!|Seven deadly sins]]" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! '''SIGN UP!!!''' {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 14:29, 15 May 2016 (UTC)
{{-}}
:I think I missed this? Anyway congrats on the well-deserved win! You should come on IRC: sometimes we talk, sometimes we don't talk. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:39, 28 May 2016 (UTC)
::Hey. You were probably thinking about the last competition. We are still waiting for three more participants [[Forum:Super_awesome_happy_"Seven_deadly_sins"_competition_where_Shabidoo_will_win_and_everyone_else_colapses_into_suicidal_depression_fun_week!!!|here]]. I'll stop by IRC sometime fo sho! {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 12:56, 28 May 2016 (UTC)

== Hey, what's up? ==

I haven't been around for a while - what's up on the site. It seems much more quiet...--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 06:11, 8 June 2016 (UTC)
:My nipples. And my cholesterol. Not much else. {{User:Puppy/sig3|01:15 09 Jun}}
:I'm not really sure as I haven't been around much lately myself. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:18, 16 August 2016 (UTC)

==How in the hell am I supposed to sleep now?!==
That game 5 was fucking madness. Insane. Just fucking insane. Wide goddamn awake now. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig3}} 05:25, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
:As this comment is over a month old I hope you figured out how to get to sleep by now. If not you should consult a doctor. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:36, 16 August 2016 (UTC)

== I made a yukky doody (according to the abuse filter) ==

I was trying to move something from my old (now abandoned) user account. The page in question set off the "ED-related and other moronic vandalism" alert because it "is ED-related and other moronic vandalism" which I created LONG before that filter was created. I think?

Also, I do not believe that I ever edited on the .co site as DarkArcher25

Please reply on my talk page. Thank you.

[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/DarkArcher25|DarkArcher25's Contribs]

[[User:DarkArcher25/Brainfuck|Problematic Subpage]]

[[User:MoonlitShadow|Moonlight]] [[User talk:MoonlitShadow|Shadows]] 03:01, 16 July 2016 (UTC)
:Looks like Leverage sorted this out for you. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:41, 16 August 2016 (UTC)

== Hi Friends ==

I'm interesting to use group checkuser. Can you add to myaccount? I will to keep trust thanks you :)[[User:Mbt|Mbt]] ([[User talk:Mbt|talk]]) 03:39, 3 September 2016 (UTC)
:Give me a list of the people you would like CheckUser'd and I will screenshot the results and post them here. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:57, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

== [[UnNews:Why we need a special prosecutor in Trump-Russia mess]]==
Why did you ICU this page? It's not supposed to be funny. "Where's the jokes?" You want a joke, here's a joke for you: [[Donald Trump]] is President. We're letting this orange madman destroy America! Like the first line says, this is no laughing matter. Everything is at stake! This is as serious as cancer. Who needs jokes when the truth is stranger than fiction? In times like these, I feel humorless true headlines are as welcome on UnNews as [[UnNews:Dark and gritty Flintstones reboot announced]]. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 03:52, 13 May 2017 (UTC)
:Thank you for fixing up the article and adding some humour. As dire as you may feel the political situation in your country is, please keep in mind that we are an international humour site. If you'd like to write serious pieces you are free to do so in your userspace. I've removed the {{tl|ICU}}. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 07:55, 13 May 2017 (UTC)