User talk:Xcaliburfag
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
*waits*[edit source]
is that article done yet? btw, make your userpage.-- 21:37, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
*waits patiently, expecting the worst*[edit source]
-- 22:05, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you...?[edit source]
Xcaliburfag 23:02, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
bad news[edit source]
your article is deleted-- 22:47, October 31, 2010 (UTC)