User talk:Wagleystew

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What do you think you're doing?

You have no authority to remove active nominations from VFD. If you don't want your article deleted, vote Keep. and explain why. Do not do that again. Saberwolf116 20:01, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

History

The Juarez Institute of Technology has prospered for eons on the great Juarez plateau. During the great depression the "Jalepeños" of JIT sold unfathomable amounts of Old El Paso taco shells to extremely hungry dolphins. Dolphins at that time dolphins were the dominant species of the Earth due to their superior intellect and muscular dorsal fins. This revenue was used to completely encase JIT with "Ruben Tubin" strength bulletproof glass. This is when they came up with the song EL CHICHARITO. This song soothed Juarez's lasting sense of violence and melancholy. This utopia reigned for 70 years until in 2003, the EL CHICHARITO song was remixed by Funk Master Fowlkes. This caused considerable outrage and mass violence in the Juarez community. But as Juarez dwindled, JIT flourished. JIT's bulletproof glass has provided a safe haven for alumni and JIT has an always steady export of Old El Paso taco shells for revenue. JIT can be seen within 50 miles of the US-Mexico border and the structure itself has been known to be confused with a moon. One citizen responded to an ignorant tourist by telling him "That's no moon, its JIT!"