User talk:Vilmaso
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:41, August 20, 2007
Hmmmmm....[edit source]
Why is it that I suspect you are the exact same person as that IP user who is now banned for six months, AND this guy? Maybe because you all seem obsessed with the same thing, that is, reverting Global warming to an unfunny version and adding the same, stupid quotes to Al Gore. As for the global warming article: you seem to think that the fact that it's now more liberally oriented, it means it isn;t funny. Not true. Uncyc has a policy that it doesn't matter what political stance an article takes as long as it's funny. The new, liberalized version is funny, it's actually a parody of something, whereas your version has no comedy, it's just a rant. Therefore, your edits will be reverted. No matter how many different accounts you use. As for the constant adding of quotes to Al Gore, wtf? None of them are particularly funny, and I think it's obvious now that they'll always be reverted. Always. What makes you think re-adding them over and over again makes any difference? No, it doesn't, because it will always be reverted. End of rant. --THE 11:46, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
Seriously, I agree with everything THE said. Regarding the Al Gore page in general, read this. I may not have removed all of the lists, but I did get rid of the worst ones, and I will continue to revert it no matter how many times you or anybody else decides to bring back all of those unfunny things to that disaster of a page. Roman Dog Bird 19:00, 25 August 2007 (UTC)