User talk:Unnuli

Welcome!

Hello, Unnuli, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Images

Hi there! To add images to your articles:

1. Save the image to your computer (find the one you want, right click, select "save image as" - apologies if you know this, I'm just giving a full explanation).
2. On the left panel here, there's a section called "toolbox", and one of the links is "upload image/file", select that, and then use the "browse" button to find it on your PC. Give it a different name in the destination filename box if you like. You only have to add a summary if you think it will help. And select the most relevant licensing status from the dropdown list.
3. Click "upload file", and your image is stored in Uncyc's database. Now you can go to your article to add it.
4. The code for adding images looks like this: [[Image:Imagename|justify|Caption|Width|thumb]] where imagename is the image name, justify is "left" or "right" depending on where you want it to sit on the page, Caption is the caption, and width is the width of the pic in pixels.

So [[Image:UU Manhole.gif|right|Hi, this is me, or as close as my kind come to getting caught on film|250px|thumb]] gives:

Hi, this is me, or as close as my kind come to getting caught on film

Give a user an image, they're happy for a while. Show them how to add images of their own, and you don't add the wrong one for them by mistake!

Have fun with the article! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:25, Mar 16