User talk:The Unknown Hitchhiker

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Hello, The Unknown Hitchhiker, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Slow Down!

• Deleting stuff from all over the place is not the way to improve it. Take your time, study this place a bit before trying to change everything in one blow. ~ 21:39, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

• Actually, I think that many things here are too stupid, so I don't really think there is a problem if I spot anything too stupid. If I'm wrong, explain it to me. --The Unknown Hitchhiker 21:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

• You may think so, but many of the things around here are intentionally stupid. It's not that we don't need to clean up the place, it means that I think you should try and write your own stuff and look around a bit before making such decisions. ~ 21:43, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

• I see. Well, I'm creating my own pages. So, how did you make that signature? --The Unknown Hitchhiker 18:44, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

• Read this. ~ 18:52, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

• I still don't understand. --The Unknown Hitchhiker 19:01, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

OK, first create a page called user:The Unknown Hitchhiker/sig. This is where you place the code of the sig. if you don't know any wikicode/HTML etc, we can help with that. After that - you need to change "my preferences" and write under "Nickname" the following: {{SUBST:nosubst|The Unknown Hitchhiker/sig}}. After that, the sig button on top or by typing ~~~~ you'll get your sig. ~ 19:06, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I created a sample sig for you. Try it. ~ 19:10, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Pictures/Icons

Well, now that I sort of got it, but I actually don't understand how to make pictures, though. And I also don't know how to make moving ones either. Nice Jewriken. And finally, are you assigned to me? Or are you assigned to million other users here? -The Unknown Hitchhiker 01:56, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, as for the Jewrikan, my good friend HerrDoktor found it for me using google pictures search. Look for one you like and we can try to upload it for you. It has to be small (nothing more than 12px). As for me, I'm not really assigned to anyone, just helping anyone who asks for help....If you want an "official" sponsor, you can look at AAN. ~ 09:30, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyc Website

uncyc.com is the exact same thing as uncyclopedia.org, right? -The Unknown Hitchhiker 12:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Nope. It's not. BTW, for further questions it would be better if you ask me directly at my talk page, otherwise it just takes me time to see that you asked something at your place....~ 09:32, 20 May 2007 (UTC)