User talk:The Colonel 86
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Award For Your Contributions[edit source]
This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that they're so keen about it.
I award you with this, for your vigilant work at correcting grammar. For your hard work, I offer you this as a token of appreciation. -- 02:24, 15 November 2006 (UTC)