User talk:TheRealFozzy
I AM WELCOMING YOU [edit source]
Hello, <insert name here>. I personally thank you for registering to this humor wiki. I hope you plan on staying. We could use a person like you. As a new person around this area, you should look at these helpful links to make yourself more like a proper 'Uncyclopedian'. Welcome.
- BEGINNER'S GUIDE - This will help you learn the basics on how to write like an Uncyclopedian.
- VANITY POLICIES - Read this. It is not advisable to make articles on your local school and area.
- HOW TO BE FUNNY AND NOT JUST STUPID - Learn how to be funny, but not just stupid. Humor has a certain threshold. There is bad humor. And there is good humor. You must strive for good humor.
- ABOUT UNCYCLOPEDIA - A little biography on the website.
- THE FIVE PLIERS - It is our Ten Commandments. Ignorable policy.
- HOW TO GET STARTED EDITING - Guidelines on making your first articles.
- HELP PAGES - Any extra help you might need.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, although it is an enjoyable experience. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:YourName/Article) so you can edit it whenever you want. If you decide to create it in the mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above.
If you need any additional help, feel free to talk on my userspace.
I hope one day to be humored by your contributions.
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
Welcome![edit source]
|
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Welcome to Uncyclopedia. A few quick notes: If you plan on writing, read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and the basics of editing. For a quick how-to on being a good community member, peruse the Beginner's Guide to being an Uncyclopedian. Try to make sure you're familiar with the rules and what Uncyclopedia is about. If you have questions, check out the help pages, post a note on my talk page, or have a look at the forums. Above all else, have fun, and try to hold onto your sanity.--Andorin Kato 02:28, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
The "preview" button[edit source]
Please use it to test your edits before saving them, instead of making dozens of tiny edits to a page, which clogs the article's history and is a general annoyance. --Andorin Kato 20:49, July 22, 2010 (UTC)