User talk:TheLamma

Welcome!

Hello, TheLamma, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump Forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey Mhaille.. is this where I can talk to you??!! Thanks for the welcome, and the tips, think I am getting hang of using this place, but need a bit of help with images. I shall take your advice and get adopted! Oh - and.. the whole signing thing, does that mean HERE or.. on pages I edit? Thanks! TheLamma 10:55, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Being a nooby

where am I? eeek!

if anyone can hear meeeee... help!

TheLamma 11:00, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

oh am getting the hang of this. Just need to know if anyone else sees this... oh how I will look back and laugh someday... ahem!

TheLamma 11:00, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

We're all laughing now. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Gasps! TheLamma 04:19, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Just wanted to say been away for a while - but am back! will be contributing more soon :) Not that you care.. or send me flowers.. TheLamma 07:51, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

I know, but

Forgive me Uncyclopedia it's been a while since my last confession.

I've kinda uploaded some images I didn't want to use in the end article but couldn't find a way to un-upload them. I tried looking in help but maybe I'm just thick. I'm going to use this space as a place to confess my sins.

I'm also thinking of working on that god-awful-makes-no-sense article on the timeline. But it's really scary looking and I'm just not good enough yet. Have written some more stuff I'm kinda of please with, and saving 'Everybody' from certain doom was fun to do. Although not my best work.

I think I'm supposed to be signing my work but don't know.

I never got adopted, no one seemed to want me. I did write about 'Adopt' though. Oh and I really like putting in media links, that's kinda cool.

Oh god I think I want to cry.

Talking of God, I seem to be mentioning him a lot in almost all my articles. I don't want it to become a 'thing' but I also really like it, and we do get on pretty well. He likes my stuff even if the rest of the world, (except my 100 mates on Facebook) don't.

Right then. That's me. Laters. TheLamma

You are forgiven. Say three hail marry`s and donate 300$ to the nearest church. ~ 14:46, September 5, 2009 (UTC)