User talk:Taltamees
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Taltamees, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Holocaust and Israeli genocides[edit source]
Current days are witnessing daily ongoing Genocides that israel and syria started commiting in Lebanon since 1957, the suffering of these victims is an easy object of satire on Uncyclopedia, while the Holocaust is a taboo, aren't all humans of same value, or some blood is worth of satire and mokery more than other blood??? is the Satire of Uncyclopedia above human suffering, is anti Lebanese racism and accepted pillar of uncyclopedia? Why did I even Join Uncyclopedia, says the Holy "Me".
- Please be aware that this is NOT Wikipedia. Nothing is expected to be factual here, just funny. We have no "sacred cows" or sacred anything else for this reason. Nothing is holy here. Should you wish to write a funnier article about Lebanon, please write it in your user space ie User:Taltamees/Lebanon. Should you know any Lebanese jokes from the point of view of Lebanese, those would be welcomed here. See Jewish History as an example of Jewish humor written from the point of view of Jews, or if you prefer, Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches as an example of being intentionally crude and racist. Nobody else will usually bother you while you are writing it if you write it in your user space. Finally, do not delete large portions of the content of existing articles without first making comments on the talk page. Collaboration with other writers will get you much further here than a pointless rant. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:06, May 29, 2010 (UTC)