User talk:Tagstit/Unscripts:Ocean's Fourteen

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General Concepts and Central Jokes[edit source]

  • Use classic movie style
  • Introduce a new character (fanboy of series)
  • Stealing something impossible

Images[edit source]

  • Item to be stolen
  • New character
  • Funny one of original characters

Sections[edit source]

  • Scene One
    • Introduce characteres
    • Show Danny Ocean being screwed over by the world (man accidentily bumps into him, bird poops on shoe etc.)
    • Goes home to million dollar mansion and calls up best friend Rusty
    • Says he has an idea, and this one is big
  • Scene Two
    • Danny and Rusty meet in a stripper club to discuss
    • Decide the whole team will need to reassemble
  • Scene Three
    • The old crew meets back up in Danny's house.
    • Discuss a plan to steal money from everyone in the world.
    • Find out Danny's love interest is into a man who owns an expensive casino
    • Show Danny being hurt emotionally, but trying to hide it
    • Idea for fourteenth member is brought up, and they decide to give the job to the biggest fan of theirs
  • Scene Four
    • Plan gets intense as Danny goes into detail about the roles for the heist while scenes of them doing it are on
    • Stick to impossible detail (cut off the world's power for 3.5 minutes, nuke a city to cause a distraction etc.)
    • Find biggest fan and put him on team
  • Scene Five
    • Preparation for final execution
    • Danny sees his love interest and the hotel owner doing it doggy style in public, gets really jealous
    • Decides to steal from that hotel out of selfish desires
  • Scene Six
    • Execution of stealing from the world, minor successes while mostly failure
    • Danny tells the group about stealing from the hotel
  • Scene Seven
    • Discussion on how stealing from the hotel should be done, sounds too hard.
    • Hope in project is lost.
  • Scene Eight
    • After seeing the hotel owner do his love interest again he decides to shoot his daughter.
    • Discuss location of daughter and how to kill her while scenes show them actually setting up
  • Scene Nine
    • Danny sees the two doing it again and builds rage
  • Scene Ten
    • The group executes the plan
    • It is a success and daughter is shot
  • Scene Eleven
    • They all get caught and go to jail
    • Scroll by as they all stand proud of their accomplishments but behind bars.