User talk:TKF/Guy Gets Crazy

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HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Great job froggy, but there needs to be an update about his arrest.

The man seen doing crazy stunts was tracked down 2 weeks after the fact and arrested while he sat unexpectingly on the toilet, reading of his exploits in a newspaper.

The man, whose name was not released was sentenced to 8 hours in jail "just for the guy to chill the fuck out" said police. There is, of course, no law against shooting yourself to Mars or skiing down the Empire State building, and international laws prevent the man from being convicted of his misconduct on the Italian Ass Tower. Ignoring the power plant's destruction the only crime the man was proven as committing would be accidental property damage and civil disturbance.

Taken out of jail 5 minutes ago, he says he has "learnd [sic] a big lesson; Beers suck, get Kool-Aid". He was last seen traveling to the local market to purchase this Kool-Aid, much to the relief of the general public. This reporter comments that he was a drunky. Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:03, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Eh?

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