User talk:Stuart P. Bentley
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Stuart P. Bentley, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Texas ripped template[edit source]
It was from Template:Fakelink. Unfortunately, the real template has an added underline that makes it no longer look like an actual link! Looking at the talk page, though, it may just be a wrong setting on my computer... do your links have underlines on them? -BaronGrackle 15:59, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
No Onion pics! Please![edit source]
UnNews articles absolutely shouldn't be taking stuff and especially not pictures from The Onion. It's just ... unseemly. Makes us look cheap - David Gerard 10:48, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- Depends. Ideally a picture
theftappropriation should be satirical in itself IMO. The problem with the Onion is it's another fake news site, and we really shouldn't be stealing their jokes - David Gerard 20:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC)