User talk:Strangehal

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Kli kli kli. XY007 • talk • contributions 05:36, 16 May 2015 (UTC)

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Hi

Hello. :) --"Strange Hal" GotaItch (talk) 15:22, 16 May 2015 (UTC)

dude

How about you write ONE UnNews first? :P --Leverage (talk) 14:20, 18 May 2015 (UTC)

Well, You will help me make One UnNews. :) --"Strange Hal" GotaItch (talk) 00:01, 19 May 2015 (UTC)

You should speak in haiku more often. XY007 • talk • contributions 00:23, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

lol

Yeah so, you got unblocked. I can't be arsed to reblock. One fuck up and you're gone. Should go without saying by now. You know what I mean by fuck up. If you don't, enjoy this while it lasts. Tits are great, amirite? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:34, 29 June 2015 (UTC)

Yep --"Strange Hal" GotaItch (talk) 14:43, 29 June 2015 (UTC)

I suppose I should give you some credit for lasting almost 2 weeks. But yeah, you're infibanned... again. And unlike the last twelve times when we were really patient with you, this time you're really not coming back. No socks, no begging on IRC, no nothing.

On the bright side I guess you now have time to make a sequel to Winnie The Pooh Gets Grounded. Yes I found your YouTube channel, you put it on your Steam profile, silly. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 00:42, 12 July 2015 (UTC)