User talk:Something Fruity

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Something Less Fruity

the band known as Something Less Fruity or Something Less, or Something Fruity was created October 29th 2007 by a couple of douchebags that had nothing to do. They are an Indie, Rock, Hip-Hop band with no talent what so ever. The only reason of making the band, was inorder to get laid.

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Band Members

The band members are:

Desmond Fox:

Desmond is a 3rd generation hippe and the lead vocals, he is also one of the founding fathers to the band of Something Less (Fruity). He has the fear of talking to girls, especially a chick that works at starbucks, he enjoys spitting out rhymes like Dr. Suess on cocain, and he writes lyrics about a girl he once knew and loved. He also enjoys masturbating while talking to David on MSN

Nick Berget:

Nick whom is internetly known on youtube for his videos that he makes on his free time, joined the band and became the bassist, Nick is a Mormon and has awesome matrix like hair. Other than that Nick is the "religous" one. Nick unlike the rest of the band, does not wish to be black.

David "Rock" Jessen:

David who was the last remaining father of his last bastard child band known as "Something Fruity" started up the old band together with Desmond and Andy. Dave is a Jackoholic, and is most likey like the rest of the band additcted to masturbation. Known for his perverted humor, and horrible luck with ladys, David is a social reject, and has been caught masturbating by the other band members over 50 times. David is also the guitarist, and plays like a fingerless man

Sucky mcSuck Suck Wallace:

Wallace was the last addition to the band, though none of the other band members really know this odd-cat other than Des, they seem to like him. Wallce whos lastname is unknown is a drumstick twirling, drum banging guy, that is obsessed with Batman. He is the most awesome member of the band and is also insanely awesome. He currently has no idea what the fuck is going on.

Andy Dias:

The band makes the music and Andy does the rest, Andy Dias who is the last founding father of the band, is the "wiseman" and the "resonible" one. But dont let the name fool you, Andy just like the rest of the band, is a genuine pervert, and is inlove with hilary duff, and one day will marry her, together with dave and hannah montana. Andy is also Mexican, but they still like him

== will finish later ==