User talk:Someguyudontknow
Welcome![edit source]
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 22:05, October 28, 2007
Grand Theft Auto: Club Penguin[edit source]
OK, I know this is your second attempt at whipping up an article; we all know that Uncyclopedia is a humor site, but for the sake of formality, please try to check your spelling and grammar, rather than just spelling things wrongly... Try to check out Uncyclopedia:List of common misspellings or use a spell checker, well, just to make sure... that you're God Bless and enjoy... 124.83.29.92 08:56, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness[edit source]
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 Oh Shit LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU! |
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| I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN |
Hey man, thank you for voting!
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