User talk:Sleeptyper
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Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Nice move[edit source]
Banning me from the #chan because you can't win from me. diMario drives over sleeptyper, in his way too cool Roller. Let's see you beat that. 86.92.173.184 22:46, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Cyber[edit source]
Hey, I hear you like to cyber. I'm up for some of that action. I'll meet u on irc. xxx love - B@NZai k!tten 
(Meow?) 18:37, 19 May 2014 (UTC)
Award[edit source]
Because we all feel like this doesn't get mentioned enough, I'm giving you an award for your immense faggotry. You can put this on your userpage if you want.
This user behaves like such a faggot on IRC that it's worth giving an award for. Or maybe it's just a token. Either way have an award for being a faggot, you faggot.
Congratulations and may you continue to astound us with your faggotry! -- Lost Labyrinth 
• (t) • (c) • (a) 18:45, 2 July 2014 (UTC)
- Wow, well done! Congratulations man! So proud of you. - B@NZai k!tten
(Meow?) 18:46, 2 July 2014 (UTC)