User talk:Sicilianman

Hi. Please talk to me. I like melons. Watermelons to be specific. I like it when it gets juicy and sweet if you know what I mean.

Welcome!

Hello, Sicilianman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Sicilianman/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 02:20, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Penis

I little penis is falling down. Falling down. Falling Down. MY little penis is falling down on your MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah Yes

you wouldn't be a very obvious sock puppet of itlianman would you? ~ 23:36, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

No

That would be my brother. He told me about this awesome website, so I decided to check it out and get myself an account for me. Do you know him?

Pee review

Hi there - a couple of quick pointers about Pee Review.

1. Don't review your own articles. Pee review is there for people who genuinely want to get help with their stuff - not for people to create a review request then give themselves a good score.
2. If you are going to review someone else's article, please read the guide and do it properly. People want feedback and advice, not just a number in a box. If you don't want to do it properly, there are others who will, so leave it for them, please!

Thanks, and good luck on Uncyc. --UU - natter 10:09, Jun 24

I'm getting real tired of you real fast

I was ready to ignore the fact that you're ban evading with this account, but if you keep posting crap on talk pages and move things around without a real good reason, you're out for good. ~ 15:18, 25 June 2008 (UTC)