User talk:Scout zero

Welcome!

Hello, Scout zero, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ----The Zombiebaron 01:52, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

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You had to create that, didn't you? Now an admin's going to block your ass. -Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 05:28, 7 November 2006 (UTC)