User talk:Sadchild

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Re. Larry Craig Article

It's not that good in it's current state, it needs humo(u)r, formatting help, and it sounds to serious. I'll probably rewrite it because I myself, hate Larry Craig. Maybe I got a bit exaggerent when it needed a "steamroller", but a lot of the existing content wasn't good. I have changed it to a more suitable tag. Take a look at the the welcome links THEDUDEMAN sent you and see more about what is like to contributiong Uncyclopedia, and remember on talk pages to sign your comments with 4 tidels (~~~~). If you have more questions, feel free to contact me on my talk page. Good luck!--Sir Manforman 21:13, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Good thing you read How To Be Funny and not just stupid, it really helps writers with their articles. While truth is funnier than lies, usually, but if a lot of the information is true, how will it be funny? Usually, a funny article has true information but it twists some event(s) to make it funny. Here's an example from the George W. Bush article.

“ He was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected by a landslide majority on November 2, 2004, and sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005. ”

Indeed, he was sworn into office on 1/20/2001, and he was relected on 11/2/2007, but what makes that sentence funny is that he was re-elected by a landslide majority, when it was actually a tight election. So sections where the article doesn't seem funny, or where it seems "truthful", you should twist some of the events. --Sir Manforman 23:14, 14 September 2007 (UTC)