User talk:Sabre333

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Hello Sabre333, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about?

I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise you'll get into trouble with these guys faster than I did... :(

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid

- It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing
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Again, welcome! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log)