User talk:Roy polonius percival-laid
Roy Polonius Percival-Laid was born in the early hours of the second day of the month of September in 1905. Sadly, soon after being conceived, his father was tragically killed in a road traffic accident, while returning home from a long day's work at the brothel. This caused much distress for Roy's mother, and as a result, she entered a state of shock. It is believed that this is the reason for Roy's slight mental retardation. Roy's mother's water broke whilst she was on the view balcony of the world's tallest freestanding structure at the time, which was the Burj Dubai, and was rushed to the nearest hospital, which was 100000 miles away in Timbuktoo. Suffering in labour for 72 hours, Roy was finally born a fairly healthy fat baby. In a freak thunderstorm on the way back home from the hospital, Roy and his mother were swept away in their car to the island of hawai'i.
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