User talk:Red1
Welcome![edit source]
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Why?[edit source]
All the random comments on discussion pages:)?--Sycamore (Talk) 10:55, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- Trying to give my version on things. Ok, ok, i will tear it down *sobs*, just when i thought it was safe to return to wikipedia :-> - Red1 10:59, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- Oh alright, truth will out then;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:00, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- So that means i can go on with about 204,605 more of my Great Scott! postings? Thanks!! heh... i noticed that you did the same thing at my talk page above here. Hmm welcome eh? You really took the trouble to write all that?! You re not a bad boy after all... Have a cold snowing Xmas! - Red1 11:04, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- Oh alright, truth will out then;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:00, 26 December 2008 (UTC)